Laurie and Gary Cruise

“I will fight anyone who says the medallions aren't amazing.”

“It was freaking amazing.”

“This was definitely by far the best Mexican food we've ever had on a ship. Ever.”

“this is the best show Gary and I have ever seen on a cruise ship”

“one of the very best days Gary and I have ever experienced on a cruise vacation was at a perfect day in Coco K”

“I got violently ill from sushi on one of my cruises.”

“The reason it gets number one is because of the freaking thin thin thin walls. I mean, paper thin walls.”

“I don't trust a cruise ship phone operator as far as I can throw them”

“I don't even know I think he literally just guessed uh 72 hours yeah that sounds good three days and yeah what the heck knock yourself out go how far”

“we are going to talk about our worst cruise ports ever”