Cruising after 50

“If I could only go once, this would be it. No fluff, just the real deal.”

“It is without a doubt coffee on the ices.”

“It was the best I ever had in my entire life.”

“The best cruise line, the best cruise ship is the one I'm in now.”

“I love cruising. I love cruising.”

“I utterly despise friction. On a mainstream ship, every interaction is a transaction.”

“My recent triple back-to-back booking was frankly a logistical comedy of errors.”

“The promised gourmet food experience. Let's just say it was a sparkle of a lukewarm cake.”

“I have been afraid of the world all my life, scared of everything.”

“If you are spending $10,000 on a luxury cruise this year, trusting corporate brochures or sponsored mega channels is the easiest way to completely waste your money.”