The Cruiser
🥈Expert CreatorThe Cruiser description on YouTube:
Your go to Cruise Channel! - Cruise tips - Cruise tours - Cruise news - And much more So sit back, relax, and enjoy Contact: thecruiser895@gmail.com
We’ve analysed 127 of 135 videos so far.
Solid sample of The Cruiser's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 202616100%16 of 1694%15 of 16
- 202569100%69 of 69100%69 of 69
- 202442100%42 of 42100%42 of 42
- 20231100%1 of 1100%1 of 1
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This is why I LOVE CRUISING.”
“the best deals are often hiding in plain sight but with these strategies you'll be able to cruise without breaking in the bank”
“not all heroes wear capes some wear swim trunks”
“Heroes never take a break what a legend he absolutely deserves a medal”
“the Regent Suite aboard the 7 Seas Explorer is widely considered the most opulent suite at Sea”
“An 18-year-old girl on a family vacation was found dead in her cabin, and everything about the case raises more questions than answers.”
“Her death was officially ruled a homicide.”
“She was found um concealed under the bed.”
“The FBI took over the case immediately.”
“A tragedy that should never have happened and a case that still doesn't have closure.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for The Cruiser.
Hold on to your chair, couch, or railings during rough seas.
Stay in your cabin during severe weather as instructed by the crew.
Watch out for glass during messy situations.
Be cautious of pool areas during flooding incidents.
Always be early and double check port times
Never leave your baby behind
Do your cardio to be prepared for running down the pier
Arrive on time for your cruise departure.
Videos (127)
4:56VlogCraziest Cruise Passengers Ever Caught on Camera
8:39CompareTerrifying Cruise Ship Moments That Should NEVER Happen!
29:56Vlog30 Minutes of Pier Runners Who Missed the Ship
0:21Crazy dude in storm! 🙏😮💨 #funny #scary #cruise
8:44CRAZIEST Cruise Ship Fails Caught on Camera!
6:097 Cruise Ports That Have Become Risky in 2026
8:16VlogThings That ONLY Happen On Cruise Ships!
9:10CompareThe Most Terrifying Cruise Ship Videos Ever Captured!
8:02VlogEntitled PASSENGERS Get What They Deserve | Cruise Ship Karma
7:53VlogThe Funniest Things Ever Seen On Cruise Ships
11:52TipsEntitled Cruise Passengers Got Instant Karma
9:02TipsPier Runners Who Came Back Too Late!
6:10VlogCraziest Fights on Cruise Ships!
8:04TipsCraziest Cruise PASSENGERS Ever Caught on Camera!
16:25TipsCruise Ship Credit Card Fraud Is More Common Than You Think
14:22TipsGreatest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Ships!
8:20TipsPier Runners Left Behind | Passengers Missing Their Cruise Ships
8:09VlogThe Dumbest Cruise Passengers Who Got Lifetime Banned
7:04ReviewThe Most Disturbing Case on a Cruise Ship
8:17Greatest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Ships!
8:13CompareWhen Cruises Go Horribly Wrong.
11:14ReviewInfluencers That Got Banned From Cruise Ships
9:57TipsCraziest Cruise PASSENGERS Ever Caught on Camera!
8:02ReviewThis Streamer Cruise Turned Into a Total Disaster…