Can You Survive 21 Days Without Good Coffee on HAL Rotterdam?
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Can a coffee snob survive 21 days at sea? Spoiler. It was a neardeath experience.
I was the last defender of the crema.
Panache, the savior, the legend, looked at me and said, 'I can make you a restretto.'
Holland America proved their customer service is topnotch. They listened.
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21 Days, 1 Mission: Finding DECENT Coffee on the Holland America Rotterdam! ☕ I thought I booked a luxury cruise, but what I got was a Caffeine Crisis. Join me for the most dramatic episode of our Caribbean Vlog as I recount my desperate quest to find a proper espresso. I investigated every deck, faced off with Worst Barista mistakes, and literally had to teach the crew how to pull a ristretto shot. You won't believe the hidden coffee gems (and the awful sludge) I found on board! WATCH to discover the only three spots on the ship where a coffee snob can survive.