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I Won’t Do These 7 Cruises. Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Either!

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👁️ 567K views📅 2 months ago⏱️ 11:51
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Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
Veteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

I'm sharing in this the seven cruisers I'll never book again and why you shouldn't either.

I spent a small fortune and two decades at sea to learn one thing. While most cruisers are brilliant, unfortunately, some cruisers are a waste of money.

The low price and as they usually run over a weekend have turned them into inexpensive party focused getaways attracting groups of people looking to drink a lot and let their hair down.

It was a costly and very time-consuming way of not seeing very much of the world.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Avoid short taster cruises for assessing a cruise line.
Carefully check port times before booking to ensure sufficient time for exploration.
Check for charters on board using Google search or themecruisefinder.com.
Avoid new ships or ships just out of refit until systems and crew are bedded in.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhich cruises should I avoid booking?
QWhy are some cruises not worth the money?
QHow can I assess if a cruise line is right for me?
QWhat are the pitfalls of world cruises?
QHow do I avoid disruptive charters on board?

Topics Covered

Service Crew3½ Sad BaconValue Pricing2½ Sad BaconPort Destination4 Sad BaconItinerary Route4½ Sad BaconShip Condition4 Sad BaconCrowd Capacity3½ Sad BaconBooking ProcessMeh

Port Highlights

Cabo3½ Sad Bacon
Huluo4 Sad Bacon
Porto Viata4 Sad Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

After 128 cruises over two decades, I’ve learned that while most cruises are fantastic… some are simply not worth the money. In this video I reveal 7 cruises I regret taking and now actively avoid — even though many travellers still book them thinking they’re getting a great deal. Some of these cruises look incredible in the brochure, others seem like obvious bargains, and a few are even considered “bucket list” sailings. But after experiencing them myself, I discovered why they can lead to disappointment, frustration, or simply poor value for money. In this video I explain: • The cruise that looks like the perfect way to try cruising — but often isn’t • The extremely popular cruise many people dream about that didn’t live up to expectations • The cruise timing mistake that can ruin an otherwise great itinerary • Why certain new ships and launches can disappoint early passengers • The itinerary issue that can leave you seeing far less than you expected • The booking situation that can quietly change the whole experience onboard • And the weather-related mistake many cruisers make without realising These are lessons I learned the hard way after spending years and a small fortune cruising the world. Hopefully they’ll help you avoid making the same costly mistakes. As always on Tips For Travellers, every cruise I talk about is paid for by me at the going fare through my travel agent, so you can be confident my views and advice are independent, honest and unbiased. If you're planning a cruise — especially a bucket list trip — this video may save you from booking the wrong one. Links mentioned in the video: ** Star Trek Cruise: https://startrekthecruise.com and YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@StarTrekTheCruise and watch the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqVE4Vf1QYQ&list=WL&index=2 ** https://www.themecruisefinder.com For bonus & exclusive content (including videos, articles, eBooks and more) become a channel member or patron: --------------------------------------------------- * Patreon Patron: https://www.patreon.com/tipsfortravellers * YouTube Channel Member: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_qE-Obs2ocdmPXY0TIU-cw/join Check out my cruise-themed T-shirts and products: --------------------------------------------------- * TeePublic Store: https://tipsfortravellers.dashery.com * Teespring Store: https://tips-for-travellers-youtube.creator-spring.com * Fourthwall: https://gary-bembridge-1-shop.fourthwall.com Book Cruise Port Excursions * Venture Ashore: https://www.tipsfortravellers.com/excursions * Shore Excursions Group: https://www.tipsfortravellers.com/shoreexcursions My social media: --------------------------------------------------- * Blog: https://www.tipsfortravellers.com * Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/garybembridge * Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/tipsfortravellers * Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/garybembridge * LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/bembridge ABOUT TIPS FOR TRAVELLERS: If you want to get cruising right, Tips For Travellers makes it easy to plan and have the incredible cruise experiences you dream of every time. All my Tips For Travellers advice, tips and tricks tips draw on everything that I have learnt on the 128 cruises I have done to date. #cruisetips #CruisingTips #cruisetipsandtricks 00:00 Start 00:26 #1 Avoid 01:48 #2 Avoid 03:13 #3 Avoid 05:55 #4 Avoid 07:22 #5 Avoid 09:19 #6 Avoid 10:38 #7 Avoid