THIS IS THE SWEET SPOT OF CRUISES
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Security and check-in, less than 10 minutes.
It's absolutely roasting. For some reason, someone's put it on the hottest on the thermostat, which is it's ridiculous.
I don't think it's worth 50, actually.
This is the better place for the sunrise. Not down there. This is out in the open.
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Utopia of the Seas isn’t just a cruise ship — it’s a floating mega-resort redefining short-break cruising. At nearly 1,200 feet long, weighing around 236,000 gross tons, and designed to carry up to 6,988 guests (double occupancy) — with maximum capacity pushing well over 7,000 passengers — this is one of the largest cruise ships ever built. With over 2,800 staterooms, 40+ dining and bar venues, multiple resort-style pools, waterslides, a zip line, surf simulators, and even a Central Park at sea, Utopia of the Seas is engineered for scale, efficiency, and high-volume guest experience. Purpose-built for 3 and 4-night Bahamas itineraries, including stops at Royal Caribbean’s private island, this ship represents a strategic shift toward premium short-duration cruising — maximising occupancy, onboard spend, and entertainment density. But what’s it actually like with nearly 7,000+ passengers onboard? In this video... I walk around as much of the ship as i can Check out hideaway beach on Coco Cay (Not worth it) Total up how much the cruise has cost me (A lot!) Is bigger always better — or just more expensive? (Definitely more expensive) Let’s find out.