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We Survived 14 Days in the WORST Cruise Cabin (P&O Britannia Balcony)

Cruise Mummy
Cruise Mummy
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👁️ 6K views📅 2 months ago⏱️ 12:14
What This Creator Said
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👶 Best for Family (Young Kids)

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

We've been in here for two weeks. We've got cuts. We've got bruises. I've got a scab under my hair.

This cabin is absolutely ridiculous. What is this?

I don't know what they were smoking when they designed this.

If there's four of you, don't do it. There are much better cabin types that are suitable for families.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Don't book a four-person obstructed view balcony cabin on P&O Britannia if you're a family of four.
Consider a superior deluxe balcony cabin for families, as it's much better.
Bring magnetic hooks for storage, as walls are magnetic.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Cabin size and layout for a family of fourDon't book a four-person cabin; opt for a superior deluxe balcony cabin instead.
Storage space in a small cabinBring magnetic hooks and hanging organizers to maximize storage.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is it like to share a cramped cruise cabin with four people for two weeks?
QIs a four-person cabin worth it for a family?
QWhat are the pros and cons of an obstructed view balcony cabin on P&O Britannia?

Topics Covered

Cabin Interior4½ Sad BaconCabin Balcony3½ Happy BaconService Crew1 Sad BaconPool Deck1½ Sad Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

Four people. One tiny cabin. Fourteen nights at sea. In this video, we show you exactly what it was like sharing one of the most cramped cruise cabins we’ve ever stayed in. From the bunk beds and tight walkways to the storage situation and daily reality of living in such a small space, nothing is hidden. If you’re planning a cruise and wondering whether a four-person cabin is worth it, this honest tour of an Obstructed View Balcony Cabin on P&O Cruises' Britannia will help you decide. 👇 Let me know in the comments Could you share this cabin for two weeks? ⚓ If you love cruising, don’t forget to subscribe for more cruise tips, ship tours, and honest reviews. About Cruise Mummy: My name’s Jenni and I’ve worked in the cruise industry since 2015. My goal is to help as many people as possible to make the most of their cruises and my cruise blog helps around 1 million people each month. If you’d like to contact me, my email address is jenni@cruisemummy.co.uk