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After Nearly 30 Cruises, Here's What I NEVER Do on the Ship

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👁️ 41K views📅 10 months ago⏱️ 11:03
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Veteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

But after nearly 30 cruises, that's how many I've sailed.

I've seen discussion of this exact thing on social media with many people calling the hot tubs human soup and saying that they avoid them as well.

The food itself, well, the best way to describe it is that it's buffet quality. It's not bad, but it's not the best.

What I found is that these excursions actually they still give you the most memorable experiences that you'll ever have on your cruise.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Avoid hot tubs when they are crowded.
Mix up dining options instead of relying solely on the buffet.
Don't board the ship super early to avoid crowds and wait for your cabin.
Never smuggle items onto the ship due to risks and crackdowns.
Stand to the side to let people off elevators before boarding.
Avoid buying expensive artwork on the ship.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Hot tubs being crowdedAvoid hot tubs when they are full; go early in the morning if possible.
Buffet food getting oldMix up dining options, including main dining room and specialty dining.
Not wanting to spend extra money on boardBe willing to spend on extras like meals or excursions to enhance enjoyment.
Boarding early and dealing with crowdsBoard later to avoid crowds and go straight to your cabin.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat does a seasoned cruiser never do on a ship?

Topics Covered

Pool Deck1½ Sad BaconDining Buffet½ Sad BaconDining Specialty2 Happy BaconValue Pricing1 Sad BaconEmbarkation2 Sad BaconSafety Medical2½ Sad BaconCrowd Capacity1½ Sad BaconExcursions3 Happy Bacon
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Cruising is unlike any other trip you'll take and there's a bit of a learning curve as you figure out exactly how life on the ship works. When you go on your first cruise, it's just as much a learning experience as it is a vacation. But after nearly 30 cruises? That's how many I've sailed and I can tell you there are things that you learn that maybe you don't realize on your first... or fifth... or tenth sailing. So as someone that cruises a lot, what do I NEVER do on the ship? Here's what I always avoid! For more on cruising, be sure to visit Cruzely.com and check out our channel! 👉 https://www.cruzely.com 👉 https://www.facebook.com/cruzelydotcom/ 👉 https://www.youtube.com/c/Cruzelycom Be sure to see some of Cruzely's most popular videos: Be sure to see some of Cruzely's most popular videos: 🎥 The HUGE Difference Between a $1,000 Cruise and a $10,000 Cruise https://youtu.be/mVpYpbZoM3c 🎥 21 Best Cruise Cabin Tips, Secrets, & Things to Know https://youtu.be/FvhMuR6Gsm8 🎥 12 'Naughty' Cruise Tips Adults Will Want to Know https://youtu.be/alTkfF9oB_E 🚢 Be sure to like and subscribe, and check out our other videos! 🚢 #cruise #travel