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What This Creator Said
Creator RecommendsShip Comparison🥉Knowledgeable Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

we actually went on nine new ships since since we did this last

the treasure is our favorite Disney ship of all time

Utopia is much better than wonder

the Islander is basically non-functioning

Creator's Tips & Advice

Check comedy club reservations early on Royal ships
Consider booking a mattress topper for Virgin Voyages cabins
Use standby lines for sold-out comedy shows

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Overcrowding on shipsConsider ship design and passenger capacity per square foot when choosing a cruise
Difficulty getting dining reservationsBook specialty dining early or use online booking systems

Questions This Creator Answers

QHow do the new ships rank compared to last year?
QWhat are the pros and cons of different cruise lines?
QHow was the creator's wedding and honeymoon experience?

Topics Covered

Dining Buffet3½ Happy BaconPool Deck4 Happy BaconCrowd Capacity4½ Sad BaconEntertainment Shows2½ Happy BaconDining Main1½ Happy BaconKids Family3½ Happy BaconEntertainment Nightlife2½ Happy BaconDining Specialty4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

CocoCay2½ Happy Bacon
Kahului4 Happy Bacon
Top: Taco Class
Nassau2½ Happy Bacon
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
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Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

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