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Things Cruise Lines Don't Want You To Know

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👁️ 691 views📅 2 years ago⏱️ 9:06
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Veteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

the website price is nowhere near the actual price that you're going to pay for that cruise

the ports are not guaranteed there are going to be a lot of times due to safety reasons weather um any number of reasons that you may not be able to go to a port

you will get nickel and dimed on a cruise ship it's inevitable it is going to happen

the cruise ship will not wait for you if you are running late at a port

Creator's Tips & Advice

Pick a cruise for the ship, not just the itinerary, especially in the Caribbean.
Always check your watch on ship time to get back to the ship on time.
Get cruise insurance if you have a legitimate reason for not going.
Be aware that tips are not included and add a daily gratuity.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Unexpected costsBe prepared for nickel-and-diming; plan for drink packages, excursions, and other fees.
Port changesPick a cruise for the ship's amenities, as itineraries can change due to weather.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are some things cruise lines don't want you to know?
QWhy are website prices not the actual price?
QWhy are ports not guaranteed?
QWhat are the hidden costs on a cruise ship?

Topics Covered

Value Pricing3 Sad BaconSafety Medical1½ Sad BaconItinerary Route2 Sad BaconBooking Process2 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Bayonne1½ Sad Bacon
Martha's Vineyard1½ Sad Bacon
Miami1 Sad Bacon
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