THIS HAPPENS ON EVERY CRUISE I GO ON 😡
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Security and check-in, less than 10 minutes.
It's absolutely roasting. For some reason, someone's put it on the hottest on the thermostat, which is it's ridiculous.
I don't think it's worth 50, actually. The only thing you're really paying for here is there's no kids because the rest of the island is free to use.
The most disgusting place on any cruise ship. The place you're going to spend, if you allow yourself to, an absolute load of money.
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Utopia of the Seas isn’t just a cruise ship — it’s a floating mega-resort redefining short-break cruising. At nearly 1,200 feet long, weighing around 236,000 gross tons, and designed to carry up to 6,988 guests (double occupancy) — with maximum capacity pushing well over 7,000 passengers — this is one of the largest cruise ships ever built. With over 2,800 staterooms, 40+ dining and bar venues, multiple resort-style pools, waterslides, a zip line, surf simulators, and even a Central Park at sea, Utopia of the Seas is engineered for scale, efficiency, and high-volume guest experience. Purpose-built for 3 and 4-night Bahamas itineraries, including stops at Royal Caribbean’s private island, this ship represents a strategic shift toward premium short-duration cruising — maximising occupancy, onboard spend, and entertainment density. But what’s it actually like with nearly 7,000+ passengers onboard? In this video... I walk around as much of the ship as i can Check out hideaway beach on Coco Cay (Not worth it) Total up how much the cruise has cost me (A lot!) Is bigger always better — or just more expensive? (Definitely more expensive) Let’s find out.