$200K Treehouse Cruise, 5,000-Lb Walrus Attack & Volcano Rum Bar 🌋🦭 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 57

Royal Caribbean builds a treehouse suite that costs $200,000 PER WEEK. A 74-year-old kayaker gets body-slammed by a 5,000-pound walrus in Norway. And there's a beach bar in Martinique serving rum at the foot of an active volcano. Just another Thursday on the Sunburnt Podcast. Welcome to Episode 57 of the Sunburnt Podcast with Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry and Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien. This week the guys pitch a trick-or-treat-scented candle empire, debate whether you need to actually GO to Coachella, meet Howard the poison-oozing box fish, and crack open The Good Book for a 303-person underwater wedding and a resort with 643 swimming pools. Why Hit Play? 🏠 $200K Cruise Treehouse — Royal Caribbean's triple-decker suite costs more than your house (26:02) 🦭 Walrus vs. Grandpa — A 5,000-lb walrus capsizes a 74-year-old kayaker in the Arctic (37:12) 🌋 Volcano Rum Bar — Martinique's black sand beach bar at the foot of Mount Pelée (42:26) 💃 Super Bowl of Hula — The Merrie Monarch Festival streams free from Hilo, Hawaii (32:19) 🎵 Coachella for Free — Why go when YouTube streams 6 stages in HD? (46:53) 🐡 Howard the Box Fish — He oozes poison, runs a harem, and peeps from crevices (1:03:28) 💍 303-Person Underwater Wedding — The world's largest scuba ceremony in Poland (1:10:22) 🏊 643 Pools in One Resort — Malaysia's Guinness World Record holder (1:13:44) Chapters 0:00 Cold Open — Girth Right Citizenship 0:37 Welcome to Sunburnt Ep. 57 1:50 The Trick-or-Treat Bag Candle Empire 3:22 Frozen Easter Eggs in the Garage 5:32 Scent-Based Millionaires 7:41 First Hawaiian Shirt of the Season 8:52 Front Desk — Easter Egg Maid Hunt 9:19 30,000 Steps & Zoo Bird Show 10:50 The Fastest Animal on Earth 13:30 Zootopia 2's Hawaiian Shirt Detail 15:13 Could an ABC Store Survive Philly? 17:14 Upcoming In Paradise Announcements 20:22 Cutwater Mai Tais Are 2.5 Drinks 22:38 Canned Cocktail Garnish Business Plan 25:53 Royal Caribbean's $200K Treehouse Suite 28:22 $28,571 Per Night Breakdown 30:33 Swiss Money Laundering Family Robinson 32:07 The Super Bowl of Hula in Hilo 36:42 74-Year-Old vs. 5,000-Lb Walrus 38:12 Girth Right Citizenship Explained 41:19 Ralph Survives — Just Go to the Caymans 42:15 Volcano Rum Bar in Martinique 44:36 Mount Pelée Looms Over Every Beach Chair 45:47 Mortality Reminder Backdrops Inc. 46:53 Coachella Streams Free on YouTube 53:41 Chip Has Never Wanted to Go to a Festival 55:17 Hypochondriac Corner — ER Survey 58:43 The Pitt's Collapsed Lung Plot Twist 1:01:03 Chip's Actual Collapsed Lung Story 1:02:50 Night Doctor Chantry — New Business Card 1:03:28 Fish of the Week — Meet Howard 1:04:49 Howard's Boxy Carapace Explained 1:06:06 Howard Hits Puberty — Full Peacock 1:07:20 Howard Oozes Poison When Annoyed 1:07:55 Howard the Reef Peeping Tom 1:09:40 The Good Book Opens 1:10:06 303-Person Underwater Wedding in Poland 1:10:59 Father Pawel — Priest and Licensed Frogman 1:12:16 The Underwater Wedding One-Liners 1:13:22 How Many Pools Can One Resort Have? 1:13:44 643 Pools — 13 Days to Swim Them All 1:16:10 Stay Burnt — Front Desk Closing 🌴 Leave us a voicemail for the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 Tell us your worst vacation story and you might hear it on the show. 🎙️ New episodes every Thursday — Sunburnt Podcast 🌐 sunburntpodcast.com 📺 Subscribe: youtube.com/@SunburntPod 📱 @sunburntpod on all socials The Sunburnt Podcast @SunburntPod is the number 1 Tropical Travel Comedy Podcast in the world. #SunburntPodcast #TravelComedy #ComedyPodcast #WalrusAttack #CruiseShip #Martinique #RoyalCaribbean #TropicalTravel #FishOfTheWeek #WorldRecords