6 things I'll NEVER do on a Carnival cruise again!
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Creator's Key Takeaways
I will never Sail on Carnival Cruise Lines oldest and smallest ships again
I won't plan to eat in the Lido Marketplace again
I will not watch another Center Stage Show in the obstructed stadium seat
I will never walk into town in Cozumel again
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓Choose Carnival's newest Excel class ships for a better experience
✓Avoid the Lido Marketplace buffet and opt for other dining options
✓Arrive early to get floor seats for Center Stage shows
✓Take an organized excursion or taxi in Cozumel instead of walking
✓Try onboard activities early in the cruise, not on the last day
🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:
Choosing the right ship — Sail on Carnival's newest Excel class ships for a modern experience
Dining options — Avoid the buffet and try other complimentary dining venues
Entertainment seating — Arrive early to secure good seats for shows
Questions This Creator Answers
QWhat are the top things to avoid on a Carnival cruise?
QHow can first-time Carnival cruisers have a better experience?
Topics Covered
Dining Buffet3½ Sad BaconEntertainment Shows3 Sad BaconPort Destination2½ Sad BaconDining Specialty3 Sad BaconShip Condition4 Sad BaconEntertainment Activities2½ Sad Bacon
Port Highlights
Cozumel2½ Sad Bacon
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After four Carnival cruises, here are the top things I'll NEVER do again onboard! Read more: https://cruise.blog/