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Carnival is a party bus strapped to a floating Denny's.

It's budget chaos and you will see a grown man cannonball into the hot tub with a yardlong margarita screaming spring break in October.

I saw a guy get kicked out of the buffet for fighting over bacon and somehow ended up leading the line dance 10 minutes later.

Margaritaville is not a cruise. It's a sponsored hangover.