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Don't do these things on your balcony! #shorts #cruiseaddict #cruiselover

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Creator's Key Takeaways

don't smoke don't throw things overboard um don't have sex don't nude sunbathe

the balconies are not as private as you think they are you know you've got people on either side of you

we were on a virgin Cruise not long ago and a woman was caught three different times smoking on her balcony she got hit with a $500 fine for each time

other people have gotten caught having sex on the balcony and got kicked off the ship at the next Port

Creator's Tips & Advice

Don't smoke on your balcony
Don't throw things overboard
Don't have sex or nude sunbathe on your balcony
Don't leave clothes out to dry on the balcony
Don't leave your balcony doors open

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Balcony privacyBalconies are not as private as you think; people are on either side, above, and below you.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are things you should not do on a cruise ship balcony?
QWhy are cruise ship balconies not as private as you think?

Topics Covered

Cabin Balcony2½ Sad Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

Quick list of things NOT to do on your balcony! They are not as "private" as you think they are!