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Part 1: Top Things to Know About River Cruising

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Creator's Key Takeaways

My very first river cruise, the first thing that was surprising to me was just the layout of the ship itself.

It's quite possible your ship is going to be docked right up against another ship and you may have to walk through that ship to get to land.

River cruises include Wi-Fi.

Embarking on your cruise takes minutes, not hours.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Focus on cabin category and square footage rather than starboard or port side for views.
Check if the ship has a gym if fitness is important to you.
Keep blinds closed when docked next to another ship for privacy.
Use non-drowsy motion sickness medication for bus excursions in wine regions.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Ship layout and number of decksRiver ships typically have three decks plus a top sund deck; layout varies but amenities are in front and back.
View from cabinIt doesn't matter which side of the ship you book; you'll have a river view from either side.
Motion sicknessRiver cruises are unlikely to cause motion sickness due to flat bottom boats; no need for patches or remedies.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the typical layout of a river cruise ship?
QHow does docking work when ships are tied together?
QAre river cruises good for people prone to motion sickness?
QWhat entertainment options are available on river cruises?

Topics Covered

Value Pricing1 Happy BaconWifi Connectivity2½ Happy BaconPool Deck3½ Happy BaconSpa Fitness1 Happy BaconShip Condition2 Happy BaconCabin Interior2½ Happy BaconEmbarkation4 Happy BaconSafety Medical4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Basil, Switzerland1 Happy Bacon
Amsterdam2½ Happy Bacon
Basil2½ Happy Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

Maybe it's your first time on a river cruise, second or sixth. Whether you're new to this form of small ship cruising and want to learn more about what it's like to cruise on this type of vessel, or a seasoned pro who wants to reminisce and laugh along with us, Dan and Mikkel, as we recall recent river cruise trip, we invite you to join us as we discuss the Top Things to Know about River Cruising. Find out what a typical river cruise ship layout is like and how many decks there are, if there's a workout room on these ships, or what to expect in terms of a spa. Is your cabin location important? What are the dining options, or what can you expect in terms of entertainment onboard? We answer all this and more in this two-part episode. You may find these articles helpful, which we mention in the episode: • Read about the Things to Know Your First Time on a River Cruise, which complements this episode: https://sometimessailing.com/first-time-on-a-river-cruise/ • Did you know that cruises that start in one city but end in another have a name? Check out the Complete Guide to Closed-Loop Cruises (and Open Jaw Itineraries): https://sometimessailing.com/complete-guide-to-closed-loop-cruises-open-jaw-itineraries/ • If you're wondering how to remember the port or starboard side of the ship, listen to the episode because we have a tip for you! But if you want more info, read this: Port vs. Starboard: Cruise Ships Left and Right Sides: https://sometimessailing.com/port-vs-starboard-cruise-ship-left-right-sides/ • It's more likely to experience motion sickness during a winding bus ride during a river cruise vacation than it is on the ship! We always travel with Anti-Nausea Medication and Other Sea Sickness Solutions just in case, no matter the situation. "Better to have and not need," as Dan says: https://sometimessailing.com/anti-nausea-medication-cruise-sea-sickness-solutions/ As Amazon Associates, we earn on qualifying purchases. Some trips and experiences are hosted. We may make a commission on affiliate links in this description.