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Saint Maarten St. Martin Caribbean Island on Cruise

New York Dan
New York Dan
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👁️ 406 views📅 6 months ago⏱️ 39:57
What This Creator Said
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Caribbean · FallVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

There was a sewage smell in the hallway when I left my cabin.

It's really bad. It's Michael Jackson bad. That's how bad it is.

I'm so glad I didn't do an attempt to go to the beach today here. I feel great that I didn't go because this is bad.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Bring water and stay hydrated in extreme heat.
Use a misting fan or neck fan to cool down.
Consider taking a water taxi to Philipsburg for $7 round trip instead of walking.
Avoid excursions in extreme heat unless you have AC transportation.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is it like to walk around St. Martin on a hot day?
QHow can you stay cool in extreme heat during a cruise excursion?
QWhat are the options for getting to Maho Beach from the cruise port?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition2½ Sad BaconService CrewMehCabin Interior1 Happy BaconCrowd Capacity1½ Sad BaconValue PricingMehPort Destination3 Sad BaconExcursions3½ Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

St. Martin3 Sad Bacon
Top: Maho Beach
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YouTube Video Description

Walk around St. Martin Caribbean Island on super hot weather, forget excursions. November too damn hot. Bring some water. #saintmartin #saintmarteen #saintmaarten #caribbean #cruisevlog #cruisetour #cruise #retirement #carnivalvenezia #carnivalcruise #cruiselife #beachvibes #beachlife