Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23
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He takes the bowl of Skittles, dumps it back into the pound bag, throws it in his backpack, grabs his scooter, and just storms out.
I have been living the tropical lifestyle more and more every single day.
They're doing a dog friendly cruise this time.
No service dogs are allowed on this cruise. They're flipping a script.
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Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04). 🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09). 🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08). 🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27). 🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09). 💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49). 🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20). 🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44). 🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39). 📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59). 🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40). Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story 01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot 02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit 04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names 05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness 08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset 10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown 11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly) 14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit 20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip 22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict 24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win 30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak 32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch 40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas 44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy 50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan 54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact 57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record 1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HawaiianShirt #VegasSphere #DogCruise #WorldRecords #GuinnessWorldRecords #BackstreetBoys #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne