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8 Things They DON'T Tell You About Taking a Cruise

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👁️ 105K views📅 5 years ago⏱️ 10:03
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Creator's Key Takeaways

the headline price for a cruise that you normally see is for one person based on double occupancy so a 500 fare is actually a thousand dollars for the cabin

onboard spending on average is about 35 to 40 percent of the cruise fare

concentrations of particulate matter on the decks of these ships are comparable to concentrations measured in polluted cities including beijing and santiago

Creator's Tips & Advice

✓Pick a ship with plenty to do and see on board, as you spend 85% of your time on the ship
✓Get a cabin you'll be comfortable in, as the ship is your home away from home

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Unexpected gratuities — Be aware that gratuities are charged for service-based activities like drinks at the bar, which can be 15-20% of your tab
Hidden costs beyond headline fare — Expect to pay port fees, taxes, and gratuities that can add hundreds of dollars to the advertised price

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the hidden costs of taking a cruise?
QHow much does onboard spending typically run?
QWhat health concerns exist on cruise ships?
QWhy are casino payouts lower on cruise ships?
QWhat should first-timers know about cruising?

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YouTube Video Description↓

Taking a cruise? You'll see lots of pictures of happy people, blue water, and tons of sunshine. But what about the things that no one bothers to mention about heading to sea? We dive into those things that get overlooked, including: - How the headline fares are just a portion of the cost - How much onboard spending runs the average person - Studies that say the air could be unhealthy - Low payouts for casino games - Much more... #cruise