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CRUISE SHIP TIER LIST | EVERY SHIP WE’VE BEEN ON!

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Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

We've been on 25 Carnival ships plus Princess, and Royal Caribbean so these rankings are based on real sailings, real food, rea

The glory for me would be Let me look at these again. Okay. Oh, let's go over our tears though. Go. Obviously, greatest of all time, right?

Sunshine is goated. I think we're being very kind. I think last time we did this, we had a bunch in straight poop.

Freedom is our honeymoon cruise. And it's a straight poop poop cruise, too.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Get to the port early if there's a marathon in Miami
Don't linger during disembarkation in Miami
Book Havana area on Horizon for a better experience

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhich cruise ships are the best and worst based on the creators' experiences?
QHow do different Carnival, Royal Caribbean, and Princess ships compare?

Topics Covered

Dining Main4 Happy BaconService Crew2½ Happy BaconDrink Package2½ Sad BaconValue Pricing2 Sad BaconEntertainment Shows3½ Happy BaconShip Condition3½ Sad BaconEntertainment Casino4 Happy BaconKids Family3 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Baltimore3½ Happy Bacon
Charleston3½ Sad Bacon
Galveston4 Sad Bacon
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

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YouTube Video Description

#tierlist #royalcaribbean #carnivalcruise Josh and I are ranking every cruise ship we’ve sailed on into a no-filter tier list — and yes, the categories are exactly as chaotic as you’d expect: 🏆 GOAT – elite, no notes 🔥 Bussin – absolutely delivered 😐 Whatevs – not bad, not memorable ❤️‍🩹 Margaritaville at Sea – you already know… 💩 STRAIGHT POOP – we said what we said We’ve been on 25 Carnival ships plus Princess, and Royal Caribbean so these rankings are based on real sailings, real food, real vibes, and real “would we book it again?” energy. If you’re trying to figure out: -Which cruise ship is actually worth booking -How different ships compare beyond marketing -Or you just love cruise chaos Grab a drink or a snack and hang out with us 👇