Beach Please

“This really was the best thing we ate on this cruise, probably on the last few cruises we've been on, honestly.”

“as soon as you get off the as soon as i stepped on the ship i was like nippy and the crew is like right there as you get on and they're all jumping up and down and they're yelling and they're so happy to see you”

“The show was awesome.”

“Kraken rum. It's the best. Cheers.”

“Every cruise is another adventure.”

“That's disgusting.”

“stay away from fire stick plants they can cause blindness and they can put you in a lot of pain”

“this is the stupidest thing on the planet just eat the rest of that one”

“The nastiest shot we ever had was at Guys Pig and anchor.”

“I'm probably flipping you off cuz I know this is disgusting.”