Griff & Alyssa
🏅Authority CreatorGriff & Alyssa description on YouTube:
We’re Griff and Alyssa and we love cruising! We produce everything for your cruise needs on this channel. From cruise ship tours, cruise tips, behind the scenes travel vlogs, to the newest cruise cocktails and cuisine at sea! Our channel is filled with cruise content and shows for you to enjoy. Are you a first-time cruiser that needs tips, watch our 'Cruise University'. Maybe you need something new and refreshing like 'Dining on Deck' where we discuss the latest dishes at sea! We just want all of you to enjoy our cruise adventures, and experience what cruising is really like in the new era! We'll see YOU in Paradise! ;) Love, The Griffins We can help you plan your next vacation! griff.alyssa@luxrallytravel.com Please subscribe to our channel! & to our other channel 'Griff and Alyssa + 2' for daily life content! - https://www.youtube.com/c/meetthegriffins Instagram: @griffandalyssa TikTok: @griffandalyssa Facebook: @trappedinparadisetv Patreon: https://patreon.com/griffalyssa
We’ve analysed 865 of 937 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Griff & Alyssa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This is a 10-10 experience.”
“I don't think I've seen water bluer than this. I mean, look at this. I have to stop. It is so stinking blue and it's clear.”
“I would undoubtedly rank this short excursion A1010.”
“I'm loving the indulge food haul. I'm going to give it a 10 out of 10 experience.”
“10 out of 10 recommend I mean just look at this view right here”
“If you spend thousands of dollars and you get on that cruise ship and you realize there's nothing to do for your kids, you're going to be annoyed.”
“I can never go back. >> Room service was gross.”
“Cruise Wi-Fi doesn't just drain your vacation budget. It really traps you into paying it because you have no other choice.”
“If you hate crowds, do not book this cruise.”
“the boarding experience on Carnival marra was a load of poop”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Griff & Alyssa.
Scan the QR code or email to join the next paradise crew group cruise meetup.
Contact Alyssa for luxury travel planning and resort bookings.
Choose cruises with splash zones, water slides, and kids zones for movement and fun.
Avoid short weekend booze cruises if traveling with young kids due to adult-focused energy.
Opt for flexible dining options instead of strict formal dining to reduce stress.
Consider ship size; massive ships offer more activities and escape options for families.
Use a Tron power cube for extra outlets by the bed.
Order alternative drinks if your first choice is unavailable.
Videos (865)
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0:42Ranking Best Cruise Destinations in Europe! #cruise #europe
14:22CompareThe Best Cruises for First-Time Cruisers — Ranked by Budget
0:27Ranking which Cruise Ship has Better Croissants 🥐 #cruiselife
0:23ReviewRanking Best Virgin Voyages Food & Restaurants #virginvoyages
15:04TipsWhy These 10 Cruise Mistakes will *RUIN* Your Cruise Experience (do not pack these)
0:37Ranking Cruise lines For What They’re *Actually* Known For!
0:30Ranking Cruise lines For What They’re *Actually* Known For!
0:22CompareRanking Best Cruises For a Family
15:55TourWe Paid $7,500 for Epic Universe VIP Tour — Was It Worth It?
0:21If Cruise Lines were Beer Companies: Do You Agree? #cruiseship #cruise #cruiseline
15:15VlogThe Dark Side of Cruise YouTubers (I Never Expected This Reaction to Our Cruise Channel)
0:21TipsRanking the Best Cruises For Kids, Toddlers & Teens #cruise #cruiseship #cruisevlog
16:14TipsWhat We WISH We Knew BEFORE Our NCL AQUA Cruise (What's Included & Not Included)
1:07Guess How Much Money Royal Caribbean Makes From Selling WIFI #royalcaribbean #cruise
0:32Ranking Cruise Service: Who is Best?
1:14Tips10 Red Flags 🚩 to NEVER Do on Your Cruise
0:35CompareRanking Cruise Ship Dining: Who is Best?
0:42ReviewRanking Royal Caribbean Restaurants: Which is Best? #cruise #cruiseship #royalcaribbean
0:34Ranking Carnival Cruise Restaurants: Which is Best? #cruiseship #carnivalcruise #carnival