My Travel Agent David

“Absolutely stunning.”

“This place is awesome. Feels very authentic. Now I know why. I wonder if that panda knows kung fu.”

“It is the most beautiful city in New Zealand and New Zealand was identified as the most beautiful country in the world.”

“This is my favorite spot on the ship.”

“If you like architecture, this is probably one of the coolest buildings you're going to find here in uh Tenneref that isn't 50 years old or older.”

“I will never sell the Explorer of the Seas again.”

“Food on this ship. Absolutely atrocious.”

“this suitcase is about as useful as tits on a bow”

“I will never come back onto the ship at all unless it get it's through like a year of dry dock and they gut it and they basically make a new ship out of it”

“We've all been duped. We've all been played for fools by the cruise lines.”