Port Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Don’t forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
We’ve analysed 1,312 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202535679%283 of 356100%283 of 283
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- 202112174%89 of 121100%89 of 89
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“would I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great ship”
“It was just great.”
“It's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.”
“World's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.”
“Anyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.”
“we are not going to cruise we are not happy”
“we got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelled”
“So, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.”
“princess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybody”
“Lionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1312)
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38:25VlogUtopia of the Seas Boarding Day & Tour 2025 in 4K
28:54ReviewThe Good, the Bad and the Ugly of our first MSC Cruise 2025 in 4K
6:43Sailing out of Cozumel at Sunset on the MSC Seashore - Time-Lapse Video
0:31Carnival Mardi Gras Leaving Port Canaveral #portmonkeys #carnival #mardigras
11:41VlogBoarding the Caribbean Princess in Los Angeles 2025 in 4K
6:14Clouds and Sea at Sunset Leaving Coco Cay - Time-Lapse Video
13:55Tour360° Visit to Kennedy Space Center in 4K 2025
1:07:15TourMSC Seashore Complete Ship Tour 2025 in 4K
6:01Sailing Out of Nassau on the Utopia of the Seas at Sunset - Time-Lapse Video
14:50Vlog360° Walking on Cocoa Beach in Florida in 4K
1:06:44TourUtopia of the Seas Complete Ship Tour 2025 in 4K
9:47TourGalley Tour and Afternoon Tea on a Princess Ship 2025 in 4K
6:44Sailing Into Nassau at Sunrise on the Utopia of the Seas - Time-Lapse Video
5:20Utopia of the Seas Sailing Out of Port Canaveral - Time-Lapse Video
8:43VlogEnchanted Princess Sailing Out of Zeebrugge, Belgium
8:01TourTurnaround Day on a Princess Cruise Ship in 4K
14:18Tour360° Walking in Perfect Day at Coco Cay in 4K (Part 2)
16:20Tour360° Walking in Perfect Day at Coco Cay in 4K (Part 1)
2:00Chubby Man Goes Rock Climbing on a Ship #portmonkeys
53:40TourGrand Princess Complete Ship Tour 2025 in 4K
3:35Sailing Out of Kahului, Maui on the Grand Princess- Time-Lapse Video