Port Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Don’t forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
We’ve analysed 1,312 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“would I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great ship”
“It was just great.”
“It's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.”
“World's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.”
“Anyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.”
“we are not going to cruise we are not happy”
“we got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelled”
“So, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.”
“princess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybody”
“Lionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1312)
1:00VlogJohns Hopkins Glacier in Glacier Bay #glacierbay #johnshopkins #princesscruises
9:30Aboard the Crown Princess Sailing into Juneau, Alaska
37:09VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 17, 2nd Cruise, Puppies in the Piazza!
17:21VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 18, 2nd Cruise From Glacier Bay
30:59VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 15, 2nd Cruise, From Creek St. in Ketchikan, Alaska
11:14VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 16, 2nd Cruise, From Nugget Falls in Juneau, Alaska
15:30VlogPort Monkeys Live Again from the Crown Princess, Day 16, 2nd Cruise, From Costco in Juneau, Alaska
2:36Park Rangers Jump from the Crown Princess in Glacier Bay
24:09VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 14, 2nd Cruise From Promenade Deck 7
33:09VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 13, 2nd Cruise, Champagne Waterfall, Our 1000th Video
26:17VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 12, 2nd Cruise, Sailing Under the Golden Gate Bridge
25:07VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 11, Last Day of the Cruise
22:28VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 9 in Victoria, Canada
20:23TourPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 8, On Lido Deck 15
8:30VlogThe Brilliance of the Seas Sailing Into Juneau, Alaska
19:15VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 7, From Glacier Bay, Alaska
9:44VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 6 from Haines, Alaska
27:19VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 5 from Juneau, Alaska
21:56VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 4, From Skywalkers Nightclub on Deck 18
0:35VlogAfternoon Tea on the Crown Princess
17:57VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 3, The Captain’s Champagne Waterfall
15:59VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 2, From Our Cabin
29:11VlogPort Monkeys Live from the Crown Princess, Day 1, Leaving San Francisco Under the Golden Gate
5:49Sailing Out of Ketchikan, Alaska - Time-Lapse Video