Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,195 of 1,300+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“MSC Seascape in mid-April currently starts around 385 dollars per person for an inside cabin. That's about 55 dollars per day. I'm sorry, that is a freaking steal.”
“And don't worry about missing the ship. Brian is a pro, and he's going to make sure you get back in time.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I'm just wrapping up a port day in Puerto Plata and unfortunately saw something that really shook me to the core and is very disturbing which was a man laying at the side of the road who had passed away.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Consider repositioning cruises for better value.
Look for shoulder season sailings in September and October for the Caribbean.
Check Royal Caribbean's weekly 'Going Gone' sale PDF for last-minute deals.
Explore Holland America's standby program for low-cost sailings.
Use a travel agent to monitor dynamic pricing and find deals.
Never hide ducks in shops, pools, or hot tubs.
Hide keychain versions for more variety of hiding spots.
Look all around, up, and down to find hidden items.
Videos (1195)
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1:01TourHalf Moon Cay
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1:00ReviewCarnival Wrecked its Loyalty Program
1:01TourHolland America Line Interior Stateroom Tour
56:10TipsCruise Secrets Revealed: "FREE" Casino Cruises, Becoming a Travel Agent & FAQs Answered!
1:26:17VlogLIVE from Carnival Spirit – Alaskan Bound & Embarkation Day Vibes! | Alaska Cruise
1:01TipsBest Beaches in St. Lucia
1:18VlogCruising From Port of Alaska
23:28ReviewI Tried the Cruise Line for People Who Hate Cruises
1:02TipsGetting to Port Miami
11:36ReviewCruise Ship Mayhem: Crime Spikes, Glass Shatters & the Poop Cruise Returns!
0:44TipsCruise Ship Smart Elevators
0:59TipsCozumel Cruise Port
19:31ReviewNacional Beach Club: Hidden Gem or Overhyped Tourist Trap?
0:06Have you ever seen an upside down pineapple on a cruise?
0:56Best Cozumel All-Inclusive Beach Clubs for Cruisers
1:01TipsGetting Around in St. Lucia
0:39TourWhat’s a Bonaire Boat Captain Think about Cruisers?
12:20TipsBanned for Life: Carnival Claps Back at TikTok Booze Hack
0:22TipsBenefits of an Interior Cruise Stateroom
1:00TipsLet Carnival Handle Your Luggage? Here’s How Debarkation Works
1:00TourInside a Celebrity Cruises Interior Stateroom
