Professor Melissa

“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”

“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”

“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”

“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”

“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”

“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”

“I kind of hate it.”

“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”

“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”

“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”