Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Value & Logistics
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
1:03TipsCozumel's 3 Cruise Terminals Explained
1:17TourIf you cruise from Galveston, there are some new options in town, including MSC Seascape, which just
1:20Tips5 Smart Ways to Spend Your Post-Cruise Layover Day
0:39VlogHappy Easter, friends! 🐰 I know many will be celebrating this day with family and friends, but if
10:49TipsBlood Donors at Sea, New Cruise Fees, and Royal Caribbean’s Giant New Ship
1:05TipsThe Roatan Beach Secret Most Cruisers Miss
1:20TipsStaying in Galveston vs. Houston
1:13TipsWhy Getting an Uber After Your Cruise Is So Stressful
1:13TipsWhy Getting an Uber After Your Cruise Is So Stressful
1:07TipsThe Nassau Mistakes Most Cruisers Make
13:55TipsThe Truth About Cruise Ship Loyalty Programs
1:02TipsThe Roatan Port Mistake That Ruins Beach Days
1:10TipsRoatan Safety
1:00ReviewTried Iberostar in Cozumel and it's SO different from the typical beach clubs! 🌴 This is a full
11:32TipsCan Cruise Lines Add Fuel Fees After Final Payment?
1:03TourLittle French Key in Roatan is my absolute favorite hidden gem! 🏖️ It's a private island resort
0:53ReviewPrivate driver in Costa Rica was cheaper than cruise excursions and SO much better
1:02TourEver wonder what happens behind the scenes when thousands of people eat dinner on a cruise? 🚢 The
0:44TipsPanama Canal cruises are one of the few where the SHIP is the main attraction
0:19TipsWrinkled dress and no iron allowed? Your flat iron is about to become your cruise MVP 🚢 This hack
10:40TipsAre Short Cruises a Waste of Money?
1:02TipsHere's why I only use one driver when cruising from Miami 🚢 Sometimes the best connections happen
0:32TourThe Bahamas Rum Cake Factory in Nassau is a must visit! Locally owned by Simon, these rum cakes
1:00Tips