Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,195 of 1,300+ videos so far.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“MSC Seascape in mid-April currently starts around 385 dollars per person for an inside cabin. That's about 55 dollars per day. I'm sorry, that is a freaking steal.”
“And don't worry about missing the ship. Brian is a pro, and he's going to make sure you get back in time.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I'm just wrapping up a port day in Puerto Plata and unfortunately saw something that really shook me to the core and is very disturbing which was a man laying at the side of the road who had passed away.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Consider repositioning cruises for better value.
Look for shoulder season sailings in September and October for the Caribbean.
Check Royal Caribbean's weekly 'Going Gone' sale PDF for last-minute deals.
Explore Holland America's standby program for low-cost sailings.
Use a travel agent to monitor dynamic pricing and find deals.
Never hide ducks in shops, pools, or hot tubs.
Hide keychain versions for more variety of hiding spots.
Look all around, up, and down to find hidden items.
Videos (1195)
1:02TipsThe Roatan Port Mistake That Ruins Beach Days
1:10TipsRoatan Safety
1:00ReviewTried Iberostar in Cozumel and it's SO different from the typical beach clubs! 🌴 This is a full
11:32TipsCan Cruise Lines Add Fuel Fees After Final Payment?
1:03TourLittle French Key in Roatan is my absolute favorite hidden gem! 🏖️ It's a private island resort
0:53ReviewPrivate driver in Costa Rica was cheaper than cruise excursions and SO much better
1:02TourEver wonder what happens behind the scenes when thousands of people eat dinner on a cruise? 🚢 The
0:44TipsPanama Canal cruises are one of the few where the SHIP is the main attraction
0:19TipsWrinkled dress and no iron allowed? Your flat iron is about to become your cruise MVP 🚢 This hack
10:40TipsAre Short Cruises a Waste of Money?
1:02TipsHere's why I only use one driver when cruising from Miami 🚢 Sometimes the best connections happen
0:32TourThe Bahamas Rum Cake Factory in Nassau is a must visit! Locally owned by Simon, these rum cakes
1:00TipsCozumel is amazing but you need a game plan with limited cruise time 🚢 Skip the crowded public
0:32TipsThe walk of shame after every cruise is such a highlight!😅
10:31TipsCruise Line Cuts, Price Hikes, and an Alaska Itinerary Change
1:14TipsRideshare vs cruise transfers vs private drivers for embarkation day 🚢 What's your go-to for
0:36TipsCosta Rica cruise ports are about nature, not shopping 🌿 Limon is where the magic happens, with
1:02TipsIn Cozumel, beach clubs are where it's at 🌴 All-inclusive day passes with drinks, pools, and
1:02TipsWest Bay Beach in Roatan is one of the Caribbean's most stunning beaches 🏖 Free to visit with
1:10TipsEverything you need to know about Cozumel! 🌴 Spanish is the official language but everyone speaks
1:01TipsIt’s taken me several weeks to post this, because it’s the worst thing I’ve ever observed on a
12:56Tips5 Most Overrated Things About Cruising That Waste Your Money
1:00ReviewWhy I hate Virgin Voyages
1:02Tips