The Cruiser
🥈Expert CreatorThe Cruiser description on YouTube:
Your go to Cruise Channel! - Cruise tips - Cruise tours - Cruise news - And much more So sit back, relax, and enjoy Contact: thecruiser895@gmail.com
We’ve analysed 127 of 135 videos so far.
Solid sample of The Cruiser's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 202616100%16 of 1694%15 of 16
- 202569100%69 of 69100%69 of 69
- 202442100%42 of 42100%42 of 42
- 20231100%1 of 1100%1 of 1
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This is why I LOVE CRUISING.”
“the best deals are often hiding in plain sight but with these strategies you'll be able to cruise without breaking in the bank”
“not all heroes wear capes some wear swim trunks”
“Heroes never take a break what a legend he absolutely deserves a medal”
“the Regent Suite aboard the 7 Seas Explorer is widely considered the most opulent suite at Sea”
“An 18-year-old girl on a family vacation was found dead in her cabin, and everything about the case raises more questions than answers.”
“Her death was officially ruled a homicide.”
“She was found um concealed under the bed.”
“The FBI took over the case immediately.”
“A tragedy that should never have happened and a case that still doesn't have closure.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for The Cruiser.
Hold on to your chair, couch, or railings during rough seas.
Stay in your cabin during severe weather as instructed by the crew.
Watch out for glass during messy situations.
Be cautious of pool areas during flooding incidents.
Always be early and double check port times
Never leave your baby behind
Do your cardio to be prepared for running down the pier
Arrive on time for your cruise departure.
Videos (127)
3:54Tips8 Big Tipping Mistakes NOT to Make on a Cruise (That Crew Dislike)
4:06Tips14 Unwritten Cruise Ship Rules YOU NEED to Know in 2025!
3:24TipsWhy Smart Cruisers Skip Port Days – And You Should Too
4:07Tips8 Genius Cruise Hacks That Will Save You THOUSANDS in 2025!
4:31Funniest Pier Runner Moments | Angry Passengers Missing Cruise Ships
2:50Tips7 SHOCKING Things Cruise Lines HAD to Ban in 2025
4:25Tips12 Things New Cruisers Always Get Wrong!
6:05Tips10 Things to NEVER do at the Cruise Ship Buffet in 2025!
3:12TipsAVOID These 5 OUTDATED Cruise Tips in 2025!
6:03TipsCarnival Cruise Ship Leaves Passengers Behind in Shocking Incident!
4:57Tips10 NEW Rules Cruise Lines HAD to Add in 2025!
2:05TourCruise Disaster! Crew Falls Overboard!
3:44Tips8 NEW Things that HAD to Be BANNED on Cruises
4:52ReviewElderly Man Assaulted After Confronting Women Over Public Indecency!
3:28TipsMOTHER Leaves Child Behind to Catch Cruise Ship!
4:53TourMasive Fight Breaks Out On World’s Largest Cruise Ship
5:27ReviewJack Doherty Gets Kicked Off Cruise Ship & Mocked By Passangers
5:25VlogCruise Fight Escalates Into Full-Blown Brawl with Chairs Thrown.
2:53ReviewMSC Disaster! Young Passenger Falls Overboard
2:05VlogCaptain Heads into Hurricane! What Was He Thinking? | Hurricane Milton Cruise Drama
2:21VlogHow a Firefighter Saved a Life on a Cruise
3:05TipsRoyal Caribbean Hikes Gratuities Again! Fair or Too Much?
3:50ReviewCarnival Cruise's SHOCKING Water Price Hike - Is It Still Worth It?
2:34ReviewCrew Member Sentenced for Secretly Filming Guests in Cabins! CRUISE NIGHTMARE!!