Theme Park Express
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorTheme Park Express description on YouTube:
Theme Park news, reviews and vlogs!
We’ve analysed 374 of 951 videos so far.
Solid sample of Theme Park Express's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20264286%36 of 42100%36 of 36
- 202510976%83 of 109100%83 of 83
- 202410261%62 of 102100%62 of 62
- 202310159%60 of 101100%60 of 60
- 202212452%65 of 124100%65 of 65
- 202112028%34 of 120100%34 of 34
- 202010719%20 of 107100%20 of 20
- 20191084%4 of 108100%4 of 4
- 2018738%6 of 73100%6 of 6
- 2017459%4 of 45100%4 of 4
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“The ceremony was absolutely perfect.”
“Battle at the Ministry is in fact the best ride in the world.”
“I am about to cry. I cannot believe this is happening. Epic Universe is here.”
“This is hands-down the worst cruise cabin I've ever stayed in.”
“We are actively going through the worst seas we've ever experienced out of 25 plus cruises.”
“I haven't eaten anything today. It's been that bad.”
“If I were you, I would not waste your time with this show.”
“I am very upset. Very, very upset. And, you know, arguably, it is my fault for not, you know, going through the website and reading their baggage rules.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Theme Park Express.
Use preferred parking for dedicated entrance but be prepared for uphill walk at night
Visit on weekdays after 3 PM for minimal crowds and no lines
Try the garlic parmesan smoked wings at Hickory House BBQ
Come to the main dining room for brunch on a sea day.
If you can't get a reservation for ice skating, you can always come ask, especially if you're a smaller party.
Remember your pants and socks, though. You have to have long pants.
Watch your safety video on your app before getting to the port to avoid delays.
If you're one of the first on the ship, avoid going straight to the buffet unless you want a crowded experience.
Videos (374)
44:55VlogIT'S EMBARKATION DAY! First Disney Cruise To Sail From The USA! Disney Cruise Vlog 1
35:39Vlog🔴2021 DISNEY CRUISE LIVE! SAILING AWAY ON THE DISNEY DREAM!
16:02VlogHalloween Horror Nights 30 Construction Update (08/05/21) Crypt TV CONFIRMED?! Icons Scare Zone!
2:11:42Vlog🔴 Live Stream! PO Box Opening! Less Than A Week From Our Cruise!
26:19Vlog🔴Stuck in my car at Disney…
1:04:43Vlog🔴 Live Stream! We Set Sail In Two Weeks! Let's Chat! Live Q&A! Come Hang Out!
27:06VlogNot The Ending We Hoped For! What It Was Like When Happily Ever After Returned To The Magic Kingdom!
9:47CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS UP CLOSE LOOK! Detailed Exterior Tour! Forward, Midship & Aft! Port Canaveral FL
8:00VlogHUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! We Are Sailing On The Disney Wish! Maiden Voyage Information! Disney Cruise Vlog!
15:42VlogHow Are Guests Reacting To The New Social Distancing Changes At Universal Studios? New Summer Bites!
20:56VlogMAJOR WEIGHT LOSS WIN! Spring Break At Universal Studios Orlando! VelociCoaster Testing Footage!
29:29VlogGET HERE EARLY OR ELSE! Spring Break 2021 At Universal Studios! VelociCoaster Testing From NEW Area!
26:30VlogWE DON'T BELONG HERE! Checking Into Disney's Grand Floridian Resort & Spa Deluxe Studio Room
54:26Vlog🔴 Live Stream! Ask Us Anything Q&A From Grand Floridian Resort!
2:21:20VlogEU FRIENDLY LIVE STREAM! Lets Talk About Theme Parks! Ask Us Anything Q&A!
1:31:04VlogLIVE STREAM! Lets Talk About Theme Parks! Ask Us Anything Q&A!
11:49VlogIs Coming On A Week Day Any Better? Universal Studios Mardi Gras Updates & NEW Velocicoaster Merch!
8:58VlogTHE WALLS ARE DOWN! Velocicoaster Construction Walls REMOVED & Testing Footage! Velocicoaster Merch!
1:40:12VlogLIVE STREAM! Lets Talk About Theme Parks! Ask Us Anything Q&A!
2:07:50VlogEU FRIENDLY LIVE STREAM! Lets Talk About Theme Parks! Ask Us Anything Q&A!
30:10ReviewThe Good, The Bad & The Ugly Of Universal Studios Mardi Gras 2021! Large Crowds & Okay Food!
18:55VlogNEW AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! Velocicoaster Construction Update & Mardi Gras 2021 Construction!
1:52:30VlogWE ARE LIVE! Lets Talk About Theme Parks! Ask Us Anything Q&A!
20:40VlogLow Crowds, Revenge Of The Mummy Ride Reopens, Velocicoaster Testing Footage & Weight Loss Update!