Theme Park Express
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorTheme Park Express description on YouTube:
Theme Park news, reviews and vlogs!
We’ve analysed 369 of 951 videos so far.
Solid sample of Theme Park Express's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20264286%36 of 42100%36 of 36
- 202510976%83 of 10999%82 of 83
- 202410261%62 of 102100%62 of 62
- 202310159%60 of 10197%58 of 60
- 202212452%65 of 12498%64 of 65
- 202112028%34 of 120100%34 of 34
- 202010719%20 of 107100%20 of 20
- 20191084%4 of 108100%4 of 4
- 2018738%6 of 73100%6 of 6
- 2017459%4 of 4575%3 of 4
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“The ceremony was absolutely perfect.”
“Battle at the Ministry is in fact the best ride in the world.”
“I am about to cry. I cannot believe this is happening. Epic Universe is here.”
“This is hands-down the worst cruise cabin I've ever stayed in.”
“We are actively going through the worst seas we've ever experienced out of 25 plus cruises.”
“I haven't eaten anything today. It's been that bad.”
“If I were you, I would not waste your time with this show.”
“I am very upset. Very, very upset. And, you know, arguably, it is my fault for not, you know, going through the website and reading their baggage rules.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Theme Park Express.
Use preferred parking for dedicated entrance but be prepared for uphill walk at night
Visit on weekdays after 3 PM for minimal crowds and no lines
Try the garlic parmesan smoked wings at Hickory House BBQ
Come to the main dining room for brunch on a sea day.
If you can't get a reservation for ice skating, you can always come ask, especially if you're a smaller party.
Remember your pants and socks, though. You have to have long pants.
Watch your safety video on your app before getting to the port to avoid delays.
If you're one of the first on the ship, avoid going straight to the buffet unless you want a crowded experience.
Videos (369)
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33:51VlogWe Stayed Onboard in Nassau… And It Was the Best Decision! | Disney Wish Halloween On The High Seas!
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25:26VlogWe Got INSANELY LUCKY On This Cruise! Rare Freedom Of The Seas Final Night Celebration At Coco Cay!
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35:53VlogGoing BACK TO BACK On Star Of The Seas! Embarkation Day! Royal Caribbean Vlog!
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56:43VlogPIER RUNNERS IN COZUMEL! Our Final Days On Margaritaville At Sea Islander! Finally A Good Meal!
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1:04:22VlogOur FIRST TIME In Key West & A WILD Cowboy Night On Board! Margaritaville At Sea Islander Cruise!
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