Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,207 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“At the end of the day, do you need to pay for anything at Coco K? Absolutely not. You don't have to spend a single dime to have a great day at Coco K.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If you value dining flexibility, book the Aurea experience to avoid fixed dining times.
Manage your expectations regarding service and food consistency, as they can vary significantly from sailing to sailing.
Confirm the total taxi price before getting in and ask if the bridge toll is included when going to Paradise Island.
Book day passes ahead of time as popular options can sell out during peak periods.
Compare third-party booking sites against cruise line prices, as third-party is almost always cheaper.
Check towel policies in advance, as some expensive water parks require you to bring your own.
Always do the cruise math on your own habits before you ever buy any package, especially the drink package.
Look up your exact ship's youth program hours and the rates before you sail and try to plan your activities and your nights around the free window.
Videos (1207)
18:40CompareThe Truth About the MSC Sea Ships
11:23TipsBest Nassau Beach Club Day Passes for Cruisers
12:16TipsCruising Isn't All Inclusive Anymore
14:47Tips9 Things Only Pro Cruisers Know First Timer Guide
10:32TipsShould You Actually Remove Your Auto Gratuities?
15:27TipsDo You Actually Need to Pay for Anything at CocoCay
10:27ReviewIs Carnival Still the Best Value in Cruising?
22:55ReviewRoyal Caribbean Star of the Seas Review: Genius Design, One Big Problem
15:53TipsShould You Fly or Drive to Your Cruise Port?
13:25TipsCruise Packing Mistakes I Still See Cruisers Make
11:14TipsDisgusting Things People Saw on Cruise Ships
12:15TipsWhy Cruise Prices Keep Jumping
1:00TipsWhy do people hide ducks on a cruise? This tradition is newer than you might think
28:58ReviewThe MSC Seascape Honest Review
1:07TourHere’s an inside look at an 11th deck balcony stateroom on MSC Seascape; specifically, room 11269.
1:03TipsHave you ever had luggage lost on a cruise?
0:32TipsI’m currently on an MSC ship, many of which have smart elevators, and I see that most folks don’t
1:02TipsCruising to Cozumel is easy, since cruise tourism is such a big part of their economy
1:02TipsWe’re exploring Roatan today, and this is a great port because there’s a lot to do within close
1:02TipsPacking for a cruise can be a real art, and it’s especially important now now to overpack, with all
1:10TipsIf you’re like me and like to ball on a budget, here are some great options for free things to do in
16:30TipsCruise Cabins That Are NOT Worth the Upgrade
1:03TipsMSC has primarily served as a European cruise line, and it’s still adapting to the US market
1:30Vlog