Theme Park Express
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorTheme Park Express description on YouTube:
Theme Park news, reviews and vlogs!
We’ve analysed 369 of 951 videos so far.
Solid sample of Theme Park Express's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20264286%36 of 42100%36 of 36
- 202510976%83 of 10999%82 of 83
- 202410261%62 of 102100%62 of 62
- 202310159%60 of 10197%58 of 60
- 202212452%65 of 12498%64 of 65
- 202112028%34 of 120100%34 of 34
- 202010719%20 of 107100%20 of 20
- 20191084%4 of 108100%4 of 4
- 2018738%6 of 73100%6 of 6
- 2017459%4 of 4575%3 of 4
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“Star of the Seas is hands down the greatest cruise ship ever, and I do not think that that is up for debate.”
“The ceremony was absolutely perfect.”
“Battle at the Ministry is in fact the best ride in the world.”
“I am about to cry. I cannot believe this is happening. Epic Universe is here.”
“This is hands-down the worst cruise cabin I've ever stayed in.”
“We are actively going through the worst seas we've ever experienced out of 25 plus cruises.”
“I haven't eaten anything today. It's been that bad.”
“If I were you, I would not waste your time with this show.”
“I am very upset. Very, very upset. And, you know, arguably, it is my fault for not, you know, going through the website and reading their baggage rules.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Theme Park Express.
Use preferred parking for dedicated entrance but be prepared for uphill walk at night
Visit on weekdays after 3 PM for minimal crowds and no lines
Try the garlic parmesan smoked wings at Hickory House BBQ
Come to the main dining room for brunch on a sea day.
If you can't get a reservation for ice skating, you can always come ask, especially if you're a smaller party.
Remember your pants and socks, though. You have to have long pants.
Watch your safety video on your app before getting to the port to avoid delays.
If you're one of the first on the ship, avoid going straight to the buffet unless you want a crowded experience.
Videos (369)
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51:56VlogBoarding Utopia Of The Seas For A BIG FAMILY VACATION! Koda's FIRST TIME On Board!
1:22:33VlogOur FULL Valentines Day Disney Cruise With A Bluey Twist! 3 Nights On The Disney Dream!
59:24VlogThis Flight Is NOT For The WEAK! Surviving The World's LONGEST Flight From Singapore To New York!
1:07:09VlogI SPENT 24 HOURS IN THE WORLDS GREATEST AIRPORT! Singapore Changi Airport Will BLOW YOUR MIND!
41:59TourI Visited Universal Studios Singapore! 🇸🇬 My First Time Experience! WORST Universal Studios Park?
2:16:45ReviewI ATE ALL THE FOOD On The Disney Adventure! Every Restaurant & Dining Experience On Board!
29:46TipsDisney Adventure Q&A: Everything You NEED To Know Before You Sail
1:40:28CRACKS ARE SHOWING! Disney Adventure's Crowd & Operations Problem, My FINAL 3 Nights On Board ALONE!
16:46ReviewThis Is THE WORST Cruise Cabin Ive EVER Stayed In! Avoid This Cabin On The Disney Adventure! REVIEW!
1:07:25VlogI Tried Disney Adventure's CONTROVERSIAL PAID Upcharge Experience! Concierge Lounge & Palo Dinner!
1:13:58VlogGoing BACK TO BACK On The Disney Adventure! BIG CHANGES ALREADY! One Cruise Is NOT Enough!
1:04:00VlogDisney Adventure Experiences You WILL NOT Find On Any Other Ship! Disney Adventure Maiden Voyage!
1:13:25VlogDiscovering The Disney Adventure's HIDDEN GEMS & Entertainment! Disney Adventure Maiden Voyage!
1:21:19VlogBOARDING THE ALL NEW DISNEY ADVENTURE CRUISE SHIP FROM SINGAPORE! Disney Adventure Maiden Voyage!
32:35TipsPack With Me For The DISNEY ADVENTURE & My Trip To SINGAPORE! Packing Tips & My Vlogging Gear!
39:09ReviewOur FIRST TIME In Bimini, Bahamas Wasn't What We Expected! Our Thoughts On Celebrity Cruise Line!
1:05:26ReviewWe Tried CELEBRITY CRUISE LINE And Were SHOCKED At What We Saw! Celebrity Reflection Embarkation Day
39:29VlogIs Utopia Of The Seas Secretly The BEST Family Cruise Ship Out There? My Thoughts On SOLO Cruising!
1:01:45ReviewI Tried Royal Caribbean’s NEW Beach Club So You Don’t Have To! Is Royal Beach Club WORTH IT?
1:05:36VlogTaking A SOLO CRUISE May Have Been A HUGE MISTAKE! Utopia Of The Seas Embarkation Day!