Embarked today on my final cruise before the fall semester starts… For more cruising tips,

Thank God for pre-check and clear because I got there right as we were boarding and could finally unclench my cheeks and dry my sweaty brow because I'm a sweaty

I enjoyed a nice Uber ride from Fort Lauderdale to Port Miami in the early morning meant that I got to avoid the hellish traffic

I got to basically waltz on without any lines which is great and I got to do my favorite walk down my favorite aisle

my ocean view stateateroom which was free it only cost me about $200,000 [music] in casino spending