Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,198 of 1,300+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“MSC Seascape in mid-April currently starts around 385 dollars per person for an inside cabin. That's about 55 dollars per day. I'm sorry, that is a freaking steal.”
“And don't worry about missing the ship. Brian is a pro, and he's going to make sure you get back in time.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“She said, "Don't lick that. You don't know who licked it before you." And then she proceeded to put the spoon back in the pudding.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
If flying, book the day before and budget for a hotel to avoid missing your ship.
If driving, consider splitting long drives across two days and avoid driving in on the same day for trips over 5-6 hours.
Build in a real buffer for flight delays when flying.
Consider a one-way rental car to avoid wear and tear and parking fees when driving to a port.
Pack in complete outfits rather than individual pieces.
Bring a compact, non-surge-protected power strip.
Pack adequate medications and feminine products in your carry-on.
Use a comfortable, hands-free day bag for port days.
Videos (1198)
15:53TipsShould You Fly or Drive to Your Cruise Port?
13:25TipsCruise Packing Mistakes I Still See Cruisers Make
11:14TipsDisgusting Things People Saw on Cruise Ships
12:15TipsWhy Cruise Prices Keep Jumping
1:00TipsWhy do people hide ducks on a cruise? This tradition is newer than you might think
28:58ReviewThe MSC Seascape Honest Review
1:07TourHere’s an inside look at an 11th deck balcony stateroom on MSC Seascape; specifically, room 11269.
1:03TipsHave you ever had luggage lost on a cruise?
0:32TipsI’m currently on an MSC ship, many of which have smart elevators, and I see that most folks don’t
1:02TipsCruising to Cozumel is easy, since cruise tourism is such a big part of their economy
1:02TipsWe’re exploring Roatan today, and this is a great port because there’s a lot to do within close
1:02TipsPacking for a cruise can be a real art, and it’s especially important now now to overpack, with all
1:10TipsIf you’re like me and like to ball on a budget, here are some great options for free things to do in
16:30TipsCruise Cabins That Are NOT Worth the Upgrade
1:03TipsMSC has primarily served as a European cruise line, and it’s still adapting to the US market
1:30VlogI had no idea, but I guess we’ll find out tonight! 👻
1:03TipsCozumel's 3 Cruise Terminals Explained
1:17TourIf you cruise from Galveston, there are some new options in town, including MSC Seascape, which just
1:20Tips5 Smart Ways to Spend Your Post-Cruise Layover Day
0:39VlogHappy Easter, friends! 🐰 I know many will be celebrating this day with family and friends, but if
10:49TipsBlood Donors at Sea, New Cruise Fees, and Royal Caribbean’s Giant New Ship
1:05TipsThe Roatan Beach Secret Most Cruisers Miss
1:20TipsStaying in Galveston vs. Houston
1:13Tips