
Professor Melissa
π Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
Weβve analysed 1,211 of 1,400+ videos so far.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.

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MysteryShadow1969
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week

Christopher
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.

Jamie
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.

Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βWe had the perfect day in Curacel.β
βOh my god, that was out of this world.β
βSo overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.β
βIf you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.β
βFor 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.β
βA band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.β
βI kind of hate it.β
βI can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.β
βone man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.β
βBar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
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1:03TipsCozumel's 3 Cruise Terminals Explained
1:17TourIf you cruise from Galveston, there are some new options in town, including MSC Seascape, which just
1:20Tips5 Smart Ways to Spend Your Post-Cruise Layover Day
0:39VlogHappy Easter, friends! π° I know many will be celebrating this day with family and friends, but if
10:49VlogBlood Donors at Sea, New Cruise Fees, and Royal Caribbeanβs Giant New Ship
1:05TipsThe Roatan Beach Secret Most Cruisers Miss
1:20TipsStaying in Galveston vs. Houston
1:13TipsWhy Getting an Uber After Your Cruise Is So Stressful
1:13TipsWhy Getting an Uber After Your Cruise Is So Stressful
1:07TipsThe Nassau Mistakes Most Cruisers Make
13:55TipsThe Truth About Cruise Ship Loyalty Programs
1:02TipsThe Roatan Port Mistake That Ruins Beach Days
1:10TipsRoatan Safety
1:00ReviewTried Iberostar in Cozumel and it's SO different from the typical beach clubs! π΄ This is a full
11:32TipsCan Cruise Lines Add Fuel Fees After Final Payment?
1:03TourLittle French Key in Roatan is my absolute favorite hidden gem! ποΈ It's a private island resort
0:53ReviewPrivate driver in Costa Rica was cheaper than cruise excursions and SO much better
1:02TourEver wonder what happens behind the scenes when thousands of people eat dinner on a cruise? π’ The
0:44Tips