If Cruise Ships Were Christmas Presents...
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Cunard is a tin of all butter shortbread. A favorite of nans from Southampton to South Shhatland.
Virgin Voyages is cards against humanity. You know, it's cool and edgy because marketing departments spend a lot of time telling you so.
Royal Caribbean is something with batteries that makes a lot of noise and lights up.
A bad day on a half-inflated life raft is better than the best day on land.
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🎄 If Cruise Lines Were Christmas Presents… which one should be sitting under your tree? 🎁 Christmas is the one time of year you can corner the whole family and subtly—very subtly—recruit them into the cruising cult. So when Aunty Janice pipes up with “I don’t like cruises,” Or Grandad grumbles that “all cruises are the same,” This video will arm you with the perfect festive counter-attack. Which cruise line is the shortbread tin? Which one is the dodgy Lynx Africa box set? Which one is basically a scented candle for people who drive Volvos? And which gift is so glam it practically walks around Cheshire shouting about itself? By the end, they’ll either: ✔️ realise how ridiculous they were ten minutes ago ✔️ be browsing SeaScanner for a bargain inside cabin ✔️ or they’ll be trying on Uncle Keith’s Mega Rock Star embarkation outfit No spoilers… but this is the most wonderfully stupid analogy you didn’t know you needed. Here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO!