Tom Cruisetube
🥈Expert CreatorTom Cruisetube description on YouTube:
I review cruise ships properly. Not cabin tours. Not brochure fluff. Not “everything is amazing.” If you sail from the UK — Cunard, P&O, Princess, Royal Caribbean, Ambassador, Virgin Voyages, Fred Olsen and anything else that floats past Southampton — this is where we dissect it. Main reviews. Dining breakdowns. Entertainment verdicts. Gym & Fitness deep dives. Every bar. Ten Loves / Ten Hates / Ten improvements. And the occasional cruise-culture rant that makes Hyacinth nervous. I cruise every month. I pay for it myself. I’m not for sale. I say what I actually think. New videos twice a week. If you like ships, strong opinions, and humour that occasionally alarms relatives… welcome.
We’ve analysed 90 of 110 videos so far.
Solid sample of Tom Cruisetube's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 202641100%41 of 41100%41 of 41
- 20255098%49 of 50100%49 of 49
What Creators Are Saying About Tom Cruisetube
The better question is will Splash of Romance add enough value to my vacation to justify buying it?
Melanin Pride Travels
The money it's not in the fair anymore. The money is in the calendar.
Terry
It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. And, you know, that's what people need to understand.
CNS TRAVEL
Scarlet night, there's nothing else like it on the high seas. Virgin, y'all did y'all thing with that one.
Mr.Travel Junkie
I honestly, truly, 100% believe Alfredo's restaurant is the best pizzeria at sea.
Suite Natured
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“If it ain't, I blinking love this ship more than I love Natalie Portman or Windmills or even Red Sweets with white inside.”
“It absolutely rocks.”
“Aurora is the first ship I ever boarded, the first ship I ever loved, and the ship that I sort of blamed for one of my many poor life choices.”
“I love being on a proper ship. Stick your tail coat on and let's sip a pre-dinner Kgnc surrounded by the dark wood and brass of Anderson's.”
“It's wide, it's wooden, it's wicked.”
“I was assaulted by a crew member when I was on board. It was late at night, no one was around, and he touched my special place.”
“John Martin is a cruise ship comedian. Now, this is not the same as an actual comedian.”
“Illuminations Plantarium 0 out of 10.”
“One of the barmen thought it would be fun to stop by the table in my absence and spray my coffee around like he just won a Grand Prix.”
“People are disgusting out of 10.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Tom Cruisetube.
Use the alcohol-free drinks package at Cafe Promenade as it is open 24 hours and includes the Starbucks menu.
Do not book a ship and ignore the dress code. Book the ship that you want to go on and follow that ship's rules.
Book specialty dining before boarding to save money.
Get to the Commodore Club early if you want a seat.
Try the donuts in the Corinthia Lounge.
If you want a free coffee, head to Connections on deck 2.
Ask for more portions if you want more.
Do not book specialty dining on a sea day.
Videos (90)
10:23ReviewLiberty Of The Seas Bar Crawl – Full Bar Review
14:07CompareQueen Anne Vs Iona: New Cunard or New P&O - Which Is Better?
36:00ReviewLiberty Of The Seas Review - Is Royal Caribbean Worth 65% MORE Than Cunard?
8:22VlogCruiseTube… We Have A Problem! Why Are Cruise Channels Like This?
10:52ReviewCunard QM2 Bar Review 2026 - Every Venue Rated or Slated
15:55QM2 Entertainment Review 2026 - Brilliant, Boring & Very Cunard?
20:11ReviewQM2 Dining Review 2026 - The REAL Verdict And What Is Worth Your Money
8:07ReviewQM2 Thermal Suite Review – Worth £40 Or Wet Nonsense?
42:08ReviewCunard QM2 2026 Review – Can She Win Me Back?
13:45ReviewP&O Aurora – What I Love, What I Hate & Is It Worth It In 2026
6:56ReviewP&O Aurora Gym Review – Can You Stay Fit On This Tiny Ship?
8:12ReviewP&O Aurora Entertainment Review - Worth Your Time And Money?
13:45ReviewP&O Aurora Dining Review - I Ate It ALL
8:14TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letters O, P, Q
24:31ReviewP&O Aurora Review: After 19 Years... I Went Back
8:07ReviewSky Princess Bar Review – Where To Spend Your Drinks Package (And Where Not To)
10:47ReviewP&O Iona: 10 Changes That Would MASSIVELY Improve This Ship
8:12ReviewTom vs Seafood Platter for TWO 🦀 | Sky Princess Crab Shack Review
17:14CompareCunard vs Ambassador: Which UK Cruise Line Is ACTUALLY Better?
13:50ReviewP&O Iona: 10 Things I Loved… & 10 Things I Hated
8:34TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letters L, M, N
8:08TourEvery Bar on P&O Iona | The Best, The Worst & The Most Dangerous
8:23ReviewP&O Iona Gym Review – The Best Cruise Ship Gym I’ve Ever Seen?
19:49ReviewP&O Iona Food Review – Is the Dining Any Good? - 2026 Update