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QM2 Thermal Suite Review – Worth £40 Or Wet Nonsense?

Tom Cruisetube
Tom Cruisetube
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👁️ 202 views📅 3 weeks ago⏱️ 8:07
What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
Veteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

I don't tend to bother with thermal suites. I've got a body that nobody wants to see.

In isolation, this place looks nice enough, but if you've been in pavilion first, you'll immediately notice that there are no windows and no natural light in here.

It's probably a bit on the pricey side for what it actually is, but it's a bargain compared to getting your haircut on board.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Book for 10:00 a.m. or later to ensure facilities are ready.
Consider a full voyage pass if you plan to use the thermal suite frequently.

Questions This Creator Answers

QCan Cunard’s thermal suite change my mind?
QIs it peaceful luxury?
QIs it overpriced dampness?

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YouTube Video Description

Patreon now open. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TomCruisetube I don’t normally bother with thermal suites. I get bored after roughly 90 seconds of relaxing, I’ve got a body nobody wants to see, and... I paid for a two-hour pass to the QM2 thermal suite and gave the hydro pool, hot tub, sauna, steam room, aromatherapy room and assorted bubbly water experiences a proper go. Can Cunard’s thermal suite change my mind? Is it peaceful luxury? Is it overpriced dampness? And is anything on board capable of feeling like a bargain after an £88.93 haircut? Come with me for a full, honest, spoiler-free look around the QM2 thermal suite — reviewed, rated, and lightly disinfected. Here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO! #Cunard #QueenMary2 #QM2 #CruiseReview #CruiseShip #CruiseVlog #CruiseTips #TomCruisetube