BACK FROM OUR CRUISE…😢 CONTAINERS WENT BANANAS 🍌 NO MORE RUBBIN FEET🦶 IN SAINT MAARTEN!
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What This Creator Said
4 Happy Bacon
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❤️ Best for CoupleCaribbean · 4 nightsFrom Fort LauderdaleVeteran Cruiser
Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.
Creator's Key Takeaways
We just got off a four night cruise on the fabulous Celebrity Summit. Was amazing.
The service, the food, the entertainment, it's all still great.
All of these people were amazing. Yeah.
We had a really good time. It was really nice. It was really a little It was really relaxing.
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓Try the jacuzzi during dinner time for a relaxing experience.
✓Press the button on the edge of the jacuzzi to start the bubbles.
🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:
Tight shower in the room — Use the spa shower or gym facilities.
Questions This Creator Answers
QWhat was the experience like on a four-night Celebrity Summit cruise?
QHow can you deal with a tight shower on the ship?
QWhat is the new enforcement for solicitors in St. Martin?
Topics Covered
Loyalty Program3½ Happy BaconDrink Package4 Happy BaconCabin Interior3½ Happy BaconService Crew4½ Happy BaconPool Deck4 Happy BaconCrowd Capacity3½ Happy BaconDisembarkation3 Happy BaconPort Destination2½ Happy Bacon
Port Highlights
Bimini2½ Happy Bacon
Key West2½ Happy Bacon
St. Martin2½ Happy Bacon
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