Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 802 of 960 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
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- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202544%11 of 25100%11 of 11
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
This is about why sometimes the best investment you can make in your relationship is simply pressing pause on life to spend a couple of days checking in on it.
Ryan
Instead, on May 19th of 2026, Mexico's environment minister stood at a podium and ended the entire project with just six words, 'It's not going to be approved.'
Zach
All right, let's do a cabin tour of 8288 an interior and the Havana area on the Carnival Jubilee.
ARD Cruising
The Sky Ride on the Carnival Panorama is a suspended pedal powered aerial bike attraction.
John
I've never seen so many people say I'm done with automatic gratuitities and I am going to pay my crew members moving forward in cash
Jayson Judson
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Guys, another amazing cruise, okay? We had so much fun. We had a great time. We went to St. Kitts. We snorkeled.”
“The staff, as always, is amazing. And um hopefully some of them will be there the next time we're on here, but we had a lot of fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Don't take the bus in St. George; it's a wild ride.
If you lose your excursion tickets, go back to the guest excursions desk and they will reprint them for you.
Videos (802)
24:55VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND * GROUP CRUISE * RAW ON 5 * ROOM TOUR 7237 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM!🎂
6:02VlogDISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY APEX 😢 MDR BREAKFAST 🍳
14:35VlogCELEBRITY APEX * SEA DAY * RAW ON 5 🍣🍹🍸
27:56VlogCELEBRITY APEX * SEA DAY * POOLEST DAY EVER CABANA!!🍹
26:47TourCELEBRITY APEX 🤿 SNORKELING in SAINT KITTS 🐒
1:21:30Vlog4th of JULY LIVE!!!🇺🇸🙌🏻
28:17VlogCELEBRITY APEX * PUERTO RICO * 80’s PARTY 🎉 LUNCH BUFFET & MDR DINNER
16:31VlogCELEBRITY APEX * PUERTO PLATA * SILENT DISCO 💃🏻
41:23VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🥃 SEA DAY!!! TWINNING 🥂RAW ON 5 LUNCH 🍣 * MDR DINNER!
41:01VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🥃 BOARDING DAY! OLD FASHIONS 🥃 PARTY at CRAFT SOCIAL & MDR NORMANDY DINNER 🍷
13:29VlogDISEMBARKING 🛳️ the CELEBRITY SUMMIT 😢
38:51VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🏖️ THE ROYAL BEACH CLUB & THE BEST GIFTS EVER!!!
17:37VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🛟 POOLEST DAY EVER ☀️SEA DAY!
28:16VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * CAPTAIN TONY’S in KEY🍻WEST * SUNSET BAR 🥃
37:25VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT 🥃 GETTING DRUNK ON A SEA DAY!!! CASINO FUN 🎰
41:25VlogBOARDING DAY! CELEBRITY SUMMIT 🍸
28:20VlogCELEBRITY XCEL * BORA BRUNCH * GROUP CRUISE * SEA DAY FUN!
18:53VlogHAPPY EASTER 🐰 CARNIVAL ADDS ADULT ONLY GAMBLING 🎰 CRUISES * NCL OUT OF PHILLY PARTNERS WITH HOTEL!
8:20Vlog* CRUISE NEWS LIVE FROM COCOA BEACH * ROCKET LAUNCH 🚀 READY!!
43:56TipsWE’RE MAKING PIZZA!!! CRUISE TIPS🚽
21:13VlogCELEBRITY XCEL 🍸 GROUP CRUISE * MORNING HOT TUBBING in BIMINI 🍹🍹🍹🥴
24:06VlogPIZZA TALK 🍕WE GOT A STARTER * CREW MEMBER ARRESTED * FALSE ALARM 🚨
14:35VlogPHILLY CRUISE PORT PROBLEMS * MAN ARRESTED ON CELEBRITY * BRING YOUR PETS ABOARD!🛳️
22:25Vlog