Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 960 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
36:40VlogCARNIVALS CYBER ATTACK * PILOT OVERBOARD * DON’T SWIM WIT PIGS 🐷
50:13ReviewCELEBRITY XCEL * THE GOOD * THE BAD & BORA BRUNCH! 🍳 🍤 🦞
6:25VlogCelebrity SUMMIT * MDR BREAKFAST 🍳 * DISEMBARKATION 😢
30:58VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * HOT TUBBING on a SEA DAY!
20:39VlogCELEBRITY XCEL IN 1 DAY !!!🍸🥂🍹
18:41VlogBUS ON FIRE 🔥 CRUISE SHIP STUCK IN ICE!?🧊 ROYALS NEWEST SHIP ARRIVES EARLY!!
51:34VlogSNOWSTORM LIVE FROM COCOA BEACH!!
17:50VlogWINTER STORM FERN IS F’N UP CRUISES!!❄️☃️🥶 ANTHEM OF THE SEAS CANCELS CRUISE!!
24:03VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * JUST STAYED ON THE SHIP AND GOT DRUNK IN BIMINI! 🥴🤷🏼♀️
19:35VlogAMSTERDAM BANNING CRUISE SHIPS?! CARNIVALS GOING TO AFRICA * BEACHCOMBER’S NEW VENUES🍹 #cruisenews
13:36VlogANOTHER FIGHT ON THE GLORY… NO VAPES OR E-CIGGS IN MEXICO 🇲🇽 SHARK 🦈 ATTACKS?!
13:46VlogCHRISTMAS IN JANUARY!!! 🧼🥜☕️🥓🍫
15:07VlogBIGGER SHIPS COMING TO TAMPA CRUISE PORT!FOOTBALL 🏈 IN SPANISH?! MSC DELAYED LEAVING PORT CANAVERAL
51:38VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * KEY WEST & AROUND THE SHIP!
19:23VlogTHE DISNEY ADVENTURE IS HERE!🥂 ROYAL’S NEW POINTS PROGRAM IS COMING… #cruisenews
24:00VlogWE GOT SQUATTERS ACROSS THE STREET AND 2 BUM FEET 👣… JIM’S CURMUDGEON 😠😂
20:25VlogNOT SURE WHAT WE’RE TALKIN ABOUT… 🤔😂🤷🏼♀️
23:03VlogTHEY WENT TO THE WRONG CRUISE PORT??!! WE’RE REPEATING OURSELVES…😂🤷🏼♀️👵🏻👨🏻🦳NCL’S 90’s REVIVAL!
31:31VlogWE WENT ON ROYAL CARIBBEAN EXPLORER of the SEAS DIAMOND CLASS … NO DRINK PACKAGE 🍹🍹🍹🤷🏼♀️
34:06VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT * BOARDING DAY * ROOM TOUR 3132 * MARTINI BAR * JIM’S MDR DINNER 🍽️ 😂
19:38VlogWOMAN JUMPS SHIP * MAN ARRESTED * ALEXA BLOCKED! #cruisenews
12:47VlogCELEBRITY APEX * GROUP CRUISE * BREAKFAST 🍳 & DISEMBARKING 🍹
16:06VlogCHILD FALLS IN CELEBRATION KEY 🛟 TEEN FLIPS ON CARNIVAL DREAM ! NCL GETAWAY 1st GREAT STIRRUP CAY
16:45VlogWHERE DO YOU PUT THE DIAPERS?? 🤷🏼♀️ ROYAL BEACH CLUB IS A GOODTIME!!🏝️