Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
25:15VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🍸 GROUP CRUISE 🎉 SEA DAY🤩 FABULOUS 🍸🍸🍸
21:54VlogMOTHER ARRESTED ON CARNIVAL * BEAT THE PINK PIG 🐷
30:35VlogA CRUISER SWEPT AWAY 🙏🏻 BED BUGS ON BREAKAWAY?? ROYAL HAS EYES ON CROWN BAY🏝️NO PRIVACY ON BALCONY🙄
35:13VlogMERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!🎄WE’RE A MESS MAKING CHRISTMAS CRACK!🎅🏼🤶🏻
11:08VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🍸 GROUP CRUISE * SEA DAY * CABANA * SHINE THE NIGHT ✨
9:54VlogTHE FLYING SCOTSMAN RETURNING TO CARNIVAL???!!! #cruisenews
20:10VlogNOBODY CARES… NO KID CRUISE MOVEMENT 🙌🏻🍻🥂🤷🏼♀️🏝️#gobirds #cruisenews
14:48CompareCARNIVAL’S NEW ALL INCLUSIVE PACKAGES TRIAL 🍻 MSC GRANDIOSA FIGHT & NEW SHIP ORDER!
19:30VlogUTOPIA 6 HOUR DELAY * NO STRANGER THINGS on CARNIVAL… AFTER FINAL PAYMENT YOU ARE SOL🤬
26:07VlogCELEBRITY APEX GROUP CRUISE * SAINT KITTS 🥂 MARTINI BAR 🍸PIZZA 🍕
15:24VlogMAN MEDEVACKED from the CELEBRITY APEX 🙏🏻 ROYAL ITINERARY CHANGES … WATCH SPIRITED!🎄
14:03VlogWOMAN BRINGS LOADED GUN ON ROYAL!! JAMAICA CRUISE PORTS ARE OPEN! 🇯🇲
17:55VlogDUDE THROWS FISTACUFFS ON ICON of the SEAS 👊 MSC WORLD ATLANTIC COMING TO PORT CANAVERAL!! 🥂
17:25VlogA LAWSUIT FOR ROYAL 🎄 ENSANADA GETS A CARNIVAL BEACH CLUB * PORT CANAVERAL GETS MSC GRANDIOSA 🥂
12:47VlogBACK FROM OUR CRUISE…😢 CONTAINERS WENT BANANAS 🍌 NO MORE RUBBIN FEET🦶 IN SAINT MAARTEN!
2:31EPIC 🙌🏻 Guitar Solo!! #celebritycruises #celebritysummit #guitarsolo #epic #guitar #icebucket
18:23VlogLIVE!! From the Celebrity Summit!!🍹🍹🍹
27:04VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🍸 GROUP CRUISE 💃🏻 PUERTO RICO 💨 SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM 🚬
34:44VlogLIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY SUMMIT! SAIL AWAY PARTY!!🥳
22:54VlogELEVATOR TERROR on the CARNIVAL HORIZON!! PORT OF PHILADELPHIA GETTING READY * A MONTH ON VIRGIN!?!
13:14VlogCARNIVAL TRAVEL INSURANCE CHANGES…SKY PRINCESS COMING TO PORT CANAVERAL 🥂 ROYAL GOES PAPERLESS!
25:09VlogKILLING BEES 🐝 & A NEW FROG 🐸 FRIEND ❤️ DRINK PACKAGE PRICES ARE KILLING ME…🙄
20:25VlogCELEBRITY APEX * GROUP CRUISE * PUERTO PLATA
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