Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
22:25VlogWE WENT TO EPCOT’S FLOWER & GARDEN FESTIVAL TODAY & SOME CRUISE 🗞️ 🌺🛳️
31:42VlogCELEBRITY XCEL 🥂 GROUP CRUISE * BOARDING DAY!!
28:33VlogBIG WEEKEND AHEAD 🥃 NCL IS MAKING CHANGES & FLORIDA IS PUTTING A STOP TO CHANGES!!!🐟❤️
7:55VlogDISEMBARKING THE ROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER OF THE SEAS * MDR BREAKFAST 🍳
14:05VlogSORORITY STUNT or BAD BEHAVIOR on NCL!? LADY FALLS IN THE WATER 💦
17:15Vlog☘️ CARNIVALS GONE BONKERS! DISNEY IS TRYING SELFIES * VIRGIN CRUISER FINED 5k 💸
49:35VlogDORKS DO THE MAGIC KINGDOM!! BEAK & BARREL * HAUNTED MANSION * ARIEL 🧜♀️
25:32VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER OF THE SEAS * COCO CAY 🏖️
36:17VlogSQUATTER ACTION 🚨& #cruisenews
40:54VlogSQUATTER UPDATE & CRUISE NEWS 🗞️ #cruisenews
44:49VlogCELEBRITY SUMMIT , ROYAL BEACH CLUB & MAGIC KINGDOM CHAT 🍹
44:10VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER OF THE SEAS * SEA DAY⛸️ 🇺🇸
0:06Celebrity summit #cruisenews #cruiseship #florida
20:40VlogCARNIVAL’S NEW GAMBLING 🎰 GAME!! NCL EXECUTIVE ARRESTED!!! CELEBRITY INFINITY IS BACK!!🥂
36:30VlogRoyal Caribbean * EXPLORER OF THE SEAS * PUERTO PLATA * DIAMOND 💎 CROWN LOUNGE 🥃
14:56VlogJOHN HEALD’S FOUL BALL * GET RID OF KIDS * DISNEY’S NEW GODFATHER 😇
24:59VlogWE WENT TO EPCOT TODAY!!! #cruisenews #disney #epcot
1:02:10VlogDORKS DO EPCOT 😁🍻 FIRST TIME USING OUR YEARLY PASS! #disney #epcot
41:20VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER of the SEAS * SEA DAY * DIAMOND CROWN LOUNGE 🥃
15:45VlogCELEBRITY SILHOUETTE * COUNTRY CHARTER CRUISE 🤠 * TO LEAVE OR NOT TO LEAVE YOUR TEENS AT COCO CAY 🏖️
30:03VlogI GOT FIRED…🍦 CELEBRITY GETS 5 STARS 🌟 PERFECT DAY MEXICO GETTIN READY TO RUMBLE 🏖️
19:12VlogWE GOT A KINGS CAKE!!! INFINITY LOOSES POWER * NO ROBES ON NCL DINING ROOMS! STOP TAKING PICS …
1:01:13VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * EXPLORER of the SEAS * BOARDING DAY * IZUMI DINNER * ROOM TOUR 6636 🥃
24:35VlogHAPPY VALENTINES 💘 DAY!! WE FORGOT 🥰🤷🏼♀️ #cruisenews