Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 960 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
18:09VlogWOMAN MISSING in Saint Maarten 🙏🏻🙏🏻 MORE PROPULSION ISSUES… IT’S THANKSGIVING EVE🍻
17:07VlogWAS ANNA POISONED?? CARNIVAL’S NEW PRISON RULES…🙄🙄🙄
20:00VlogATTEMPTED MURDER ON CARNIVAL GLORY!? ATTORNEY ARRESTED ON NORWEGIAN #cruisenews
22:51VlogCELEBRITY APEX * GROUP CRUISE🍸FUN! SEA DAY SLOT PULL & SILENT DISCO 💃🏻
18:33VlogUPDATE ON ANNA KEPNER 🙏🏻 CARNIVAL LOYALTY PROGRAM CHANGES * ROYAL IS FIXIN SLIDES 🛝 #cruisenews
13:27VlogLIFE BOAT FALLS on CARNIVAL!! ROCKET MAN ON NCL LUNA 🎶 CREW MEMBERS DEPORTED…WATCH YOUR KIDS!
10:19VlogUPDATE ON CARNIVAL HORIZON TRAGEDY 🙏🏻 #cruisenews
10:39VlogNEW INFO ON ANNA KEPNER 🙏🏻* PROPULSION ISSUES * SADDLE UP SALOON ON XCEL! 🤠
25:15VlogFIRE 🔥 IN NASSAU * BORA BRUNCH 🍅🍹🥞 PROPULSION ISSUES ON HORIZON * ROYAL KICKS OF CRUISER!
36:23VlogCELEBRITY APEX GROUP CRUISE!!! THE NIGHT BEFORE 🥴🍹 BOARDING DAY🍸🍸🍸 ROOM 9175
28:39VlogTHE CELEBRITY XCEL LOOKS FABULOUS 🥂 NYC TERMINAL GLOW UP 🍸 PRINCESS IS HEADED TO CELEBRATION KEY 🍹
16:44VlogICON IS COMING TO TEXAS! * IS THE CARNIVAL HORIZON SAFE?? * WEATHER AFFECTING ITINERARIES!
13:39CompareTRAVVY AWARDS 🏆 BEST OVERALL CRUISE SHIP! MSC NEW SHIPS! RED STARBUCKS CUP! 🥤
8:34VlogMULTIPLE CRUISE TRAGEDIES 🙏🏻 #cruisenews
1:12:55VlogCELEBRITY APEX 🍸 GROUP CRUISE RECAP!
15:32VlogLAST WEEKS CRUISE NEWS!🗞️🏖️🤷🏼♀️
1:00❤️ A Ship Sunset ❤️ #tonight #celebritycruises #sunset #life #view
0:26Waking up in Saint Kitts!🙌🏻 #blessed #life #stkitts #celebritycruises
0:07Last night…🥃🥃🥃 #martinibar #celebrity #celebritycruises
0:14Smoke em if you got em 💨 #puertorico #smoke #cruiselife #cruisenews #cruisedorks
24:43VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN LAUNCHING GAME CHANGING POINTS PROGRAM!!🥂🍹🥃🍻👏🏻 #cruisenews
27:38VlogMY WIFE CUTS MY HAIR 💈💇🏻♂️
13:51VlogWE’RE HUNGOVER 🤕 #cruisenews LEAVE YOUR SEGWAY HOME!
21:23VlogREDBONE… NCL PICKS UP PEOPLE * DUDES GOT A GUN 🔫 NOT MY LV BAG!! 🤬