Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
17:50VlogIT’S TRUE … CANDLE DRAMA 🦅 WHAT’S UP WITH OUR GROUP CRUISE??!! #cruisenews
19:31VlogDOMESTIC VIOLENCE ON CARNIVAL CONQUEST ??!! MARGARITAVILLE at SEA BEACHCOMBER’S HOME PORT REVEAL!!
14:02VlogGRILLS & BEACH KINDA MONDAY MORNING ☀️🥞🍹 #cruisenews
36:34VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN JEWEL 💎 OF THE SEAS! SUITE 1032 ROOM TOUR & IZUMI DINNER 🍣
0:16NIGHTLIFE ⚡️ON A CRUISE!⚡️ #cruise #life #lightning #light #night
21:49VlogCARNIVAL OFFERS ROLLIN IN…🍻🍹🙌🏻🌊 WHERE IS THE BEACHCOMBER GOING???
29:28VlogFORGET ROYAL🤬 WE’RE FIGHTING!! MSC is BRINGING COUNTRY 🎶 to GALVESTON! CARNIVAL PRIDE TOO RISQUÉ??
22:39VlogCARNIVAL’S NEW DEAL 🎰 QVC is on the CRUISE TRAIN! CRUISER DIES IN ALASKA 🙏🏻 #cruisenews NEW🦎 FRIEND
0:14What happened on the Wonder?!! Yoda knows… #cruisenews #royalcaribbean #wonderoftheseas
11:19VlogFIGHT ON THE WONDER OF THE SEAS!!! 2 HOSPITALIZED 🏥 CARNIVAL REWARDS 💸
3:29VlogDISEMBARKING THE CARNIVAL GLORY 🌊
21:02Vlog❤️ ROYAL SUITE LIFE! 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 CARNIVAL REWARDS LOYALTY PROGRAM CHANGES 💎 GOT OUR GROUP CRUISE TEES!!
13:15VlogLIVE FROM OUR SUITE ON THE JEWEL OF THE SEAS🥂
44:19VlogCARNIVAL GLORY 🍻GROUP CRUISE!! WE DID LOVE & MARRIAGE😂👰🏼 💒
11:26VlogCELEBRITY CANCELED OUR GROUP CRUISE!!🤬 GO FUND ME GIRL ARRESTED! CARNIVAL IS BLOWING UP GALVESTON
14:30VlogCELEBRITY CRUISES STILL IN CODE RED 🚨ROYAL CRUISE SHIP JUMPER GETS ARRESTED! NCL GETTING TOUGH 🔨
7:40VlogLIGHTNING STRIKES!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ CELEBRITY CHANGES BEYOND SCHEDULES & WE’RE STILL IN CODE RED!!🚨
18:23VlogCODE RED?!!🚨CELEBRITY CRUISES CANCELLED ??!!#cruisenews
42:06VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CARNIVAL GLORY🍻CELEBRATION KEY☀️🍻🍹
19:55JIM’S FOOTBALL RANT 🦅 WE’RE FIGHTING ☺️ NEW CRUISE REVEAL!!!🥂
15:14VlogCARNIVALS NEW DRINK PACKAGE OPTION!! CELEBRITY RIVER CRUISE REVEAL 🥂 GO BIRDS 🦅
10:17VlogNO MORE CRAPS 🎲 ON CARNIVAL 🎡 PRINCESS CASINO 🎰 OFFER CHANGES & PORT SHOPPING 🛍️ #cruisenews
21:59VlogCARNIVAL RUINS CALYPSO BEACH…🙄 SS UNITED STATES STILL HAS A CHANCE!? JIM’S FOOTBALL 🏈 RANT!
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