Cruise Dorks

🥈Expert Creator

803 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon961 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers

Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:

Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!

Royal Caribbean Group178 videos Carnival Cruise Line279 videos Disney Cruise Line52 videos Princess Cruises100 videos Celebrity Cruises298 videos

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage

Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks

We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.

Published

803

analysed and live on Trip Bacon

On YouTube

961

total catalogue

Catalogue coverage84%

Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity

Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)

2026
90
78%70 of 90
100%70 of 70
2025
360
86%308 of 360
100%308 of 308
2024
217
97%211 of 217
100%211 of 211
2023
51
90%46 of 51
100%46 of 46
2022
84
83%70 of 84
100%70 of 70
2021
24
88%21 of 24
100%21 of 21
2020
25
44%11 of 25
100%11 of 11
2019
47
89%42 of 47
100%42 of 42
2018
21
86%18 of 21
100%18 of 18
2017
3
100%3 of 3
100%3 of 3

Heat scale

0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.

Live Reviews

What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks

So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.

Keeping Up With The Griffins

CasualToday

30%

He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.

New York Dan

KnowledgeableToday

30%

It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.

CruiseTalesToday

ExpertToday

80%

Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.

LetsTalkShip

KnowledgeableToday

40%

The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.

Eddie

ExpertToday

30%

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise

Suites

31 mentions

Biggest Critique

Wi-Fi

30 mentions

Dining

Main Dining

Barely Crispy58 video mentions

Specialty Dining

A Nibble70 video mentions

Top

Buffet

A Nibble106 video mentions

Room Service

Barely Crispy32 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins

No strong opinion55 video mentions

Balcony Cabins

A Nibble58 video mentions

Suites

Solid Strip31 video mentions

Top

Entertainment

Shows

A Nibble112 video mentions

Nightlife

A Nibble67 video mentions

Casino

No strong opinion28 video mentions

Low

Activities

A Nibble74 video mentions

Top

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck

A Nibble89 video mentions

Water Park

A Nibble20 video mentions

Kids & Family

Barely Crispy129 video mentions

Spa & Fitness

Barely Crispy14 video mentions

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition

No strong opinion296 video mentions

Embarkation

No strong opinion75 video mentions

Crew & Service

Barely Crispy396 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking

Barely Crispy369 video mentions

Value

No strong opinion244 video mentions

Low

Excursions

No strong opinion71 video mentions

Wi-Fi

Slight Frown30 video mentions

Low

Loyalty Program

Barely Crispy139 video mentions

How to read the Trip Bacon Score

Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect

Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this

Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Best Match: Couples

Best Match

Couples

68%

Great fit

Families (Young Kids)

59%

Solid choice

Groups

65%

Great fit

No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”

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“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”

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“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”

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“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”

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“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”

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The Watch-outs

“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”

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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”

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“This is horrible.”

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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”

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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.

Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.