Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
24:29VlogCARNIVALS CELEBRATION KEY RELEASES MENUES!! WHAT THE DUCK??🦆
10:53VlogCELEBRITY CRUISERS STUCK IN TURKEY 🦃 NEW CRUISING TV SHOW!! PHILLY IS TRASHED 🙄
9:16VlogCRUISE BUS FIRE!! 🔥OUR ITINERARY GOT CHANGED!! MAN BLAMES CARNIVAL FOR SUNBURN 🥵 #cruisenews
2:17VlogHUSBAND PACKS FOR A CRUISE! #packing #cruisenews #cruise #celebritycruise
31:43VlogCARNIVAL BANS RAP 🎶!!?? NCL CANCELS 41 CRUISES! WE GOTTA CRUISE COMING UP!!!🏖️🍻#cruisenews
0:14SYMPHONY of the SEAS!! Arriving in Port Canaveral ☀️🏖️ #royalcaribbean #buddi #floridalife #life
44:33VlogMSC WORLD AMERICA 🇺🇸 YACHT CLUB PARTY 🎉 HONDURAS 🇭🇳
1:09:45Vlog4th of July LIVE!!🇺🇸🍻Jim’s making stuff 🧀
10:54VlogLITTLE WOMAN FOUND IN JUNEAU ALASKA 🙏🏻❤️ MAYOR GETS TOLD TO BEAT IT by ROYAL!
18:41VlogHAPPY 4th of JULY EVE!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 LADY IS MISSING IN ALASKA * GREECE LOOKIN FOR THE COME UP 💰
21:57VlogSYMPHONY OF THE SEAS NEEDS NEW WINDOWS * CRUISING IS A BAD LOOK FOR CANNES *JIM’S AFRAID OF SPIDERS
12:52VlogCARNIVALS CRAZY PRICES!! FALSE ADVERTISING!! 🚨 ROYAL BEACH CLUB PRICE CONFUSION!? #cruisenews
22:59VlogCARNIVALS GOT COKE !!! DAD & DAUGHTER OVERBOARD ON DISNEY DREAM * PIER BACK OPEN IN PR 🇵🇷
1:15:55TourMSC WORLD AMERICA * STAYING ON THE SHIP IN COSTA🍹MAYA! #16014 YACHT CLUB ROOM TOUR * LA BRASSIERE 🥂
0:16WHATS IN THE WATER? MSC WORLD AMERICA CRUISE SHIP CAM 🫣 #msccruises #worldamerica #scary
10:08VlogCRUISERS INJURED IN ALASKA! CARNIVAL WANTS TO GET PAID… CRUISE PORT WORKER TREATED BADLY😡
32:20VlogO M G THAT CARNIVAL POOP 💩 CRUISE DOCUMENTARY!!! VIFP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK SINCE 2019 !
11:07VlogP&O KIDS CLUB CHANGES * LUGGAGE OVERBOARD * MAN ARRESTED ON CARNIVAL 🎡 #cruisenews
15:13VlogPOOP CRUISE DOCUMENTARY ON NETFLIX!!!💩🛳️ PEOPLE LOVED THAT CARNIVAL SWAG…😢 A ROYAL MESS ON ALLURE 💦
16:54VlogHEALD IS GOIN THROUGH IT…🥵 MSC SAVES CRUISERS * WE’RE F’N UP THE SEA FLOOR… WE WENT TO CHILLIES!🍹🦎
47:43VlogMSC WORLD AMERICA 🇺🇸 SEA DAY!! EXPLORING THE SHIP & LA BRASSIERE!
17:46VlogCARNIVAL SUCKS * SEND THE DUDE BACK HOME * NO DIAPERS IN THE POOL!!! #cruisenews
20:35ReviewCARNIVAL SCREWS EVERYBODY!!!!🎡🎰💸😤🤬
9:14VlogCARNIVAL FIGHT… WHO DROPS A BABY * 3 ROYAL SHIPS GET A MAKEOVER * CELEBRITY EDGE INVESTIGATION 🤔