Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
54:11VlogCARNIVAL GLORY 🍻 GROUP CRUISE 🍻 BOARDING DAY 🍻 BOB IS BORN 😂
16:29VlogANOTHER ONE! BROKEN GLASS ON STAR of the SEAS !?!?! #cruisenews
16:48VlogCELEBRITY XCEL HAS A GODMOTHER! POWER FAILURE ON THE MSC WORLD EUROPA! #cruisenews
9:38VlogVILLA VIE’S NEW PRICING 💸 PORT CANAVERAL RAISING PARKING PRICES?? 💸 KIDS ON TABLES…🙄
25:43VlogIT’S OVER!!😩 DISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION ☕️
11:08VlogCARNIVAL TILTED * ANOTHER MAN OVERBOARD * NOT SO PERFECT DAY MEXICO ☀️
33:33VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * BIMINI * GETTING DRUNK AT THE ELITE HAPPY HOUR 🍻🍸
22:15VlogA ROYAL RUMOR…. #cruisenews
32:28VlogWE’RE TALKIN CARNIVAL & Cruise News #cruisenews
16:08Vlog#cruisedorks #cruisenews
48:49VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * GETTING DRUNK IN KEY WEST 🍻
21:56VlogCARNIVAL GLORY 🍻 HERE WE COME!!!🎉☀️🌀DIRTY DIANA…🎶
17:58VlogJIM’S GOT TROPHIES 🏆 ROYAL’S GETTIN SUED 💸 WILL WE MAKE IT TO CELEBRATION KEY?🌀 MARDI GRAS SHORTS ☀️
26:44VlogWE STILL DON’T HAVE THE DRINK PACKAGE 😂 GO BIRDS 🦅 CUNARDS CHARGING FOR SHOWS * PRINCESS ❤️’s ALASKA
17:37VlogCRUISER DIES TAKING SELFIE * BOMB THREAT IN SOUTHAMPTON * ROYAL TALK 🏖️#cruisenews
2:55CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS 🎉 LEAVING PORT CANAVERAL TODAY! #florida #carnivalcruise #carnivalmardigras
45:38VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION ☀️ BOARDING DAY! CASINO 🎰 FUN ! ROOM TOUR 6279 #lightning
20:12VlogWE GOT COOKIES!! 🍪 ANOTHER CARNIVAL FIGHT! BROKEN WATER SLIDE ON ROYAL 😳
15:20VlogCELEBRATION KEY ADJUSTS HOURS *CRUISERS DENIED BOARDING * NCL ADDS VIBE * SS UNITED STATES UPDATE 🇺🇸
24:42VlogTALKING CELEBRATION 🥳 KEY! VILLA VIE FAILS INSPECTION 😳 WOULD YOU KEEP THE MONEY???🤔💸
0:53Vlog❤️🙌🏻🦅🐈⬛ #americaneagle #life #cruiseship #living #livingmybestlife #mondaymotivation
1:00OBSTRUCTED BALCONY ROOM TOUR! 6279 CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🌊☀️🍹 #celebritycruises
19:45VlogROYAL FIGHT IN COCO CAY!! BUTTER or MARGARINE 🤔 MSC PULLING OUTTA NY!?? #cruisenews
29:43VlogLIVE FROM JETTY PARK!! #cruisenews