Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
2:16:53VlogSUNSET LIVE!! BOURBON & BEIGNETS * TALKING GROUP CRUISES!!
19:03VlogDUDE GOES NUTS IN CASINO 🎰 GRADUATION CRUISE TRAGEDY * COUPLE GETS CAUGHT STEALING * CRUISE CLIMBER
29:28VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * GROUP CRUISE * SAINT THOMAS!🍹WE GOT LEFT ON THE MOUNTAIN!!
22:48VlogROACHES🪳ON CARNIVAL VENEZIA!! CARNIVAL CRUISERS DENIED BOARDING! PERFECT DAY MEXICO UPDATES 🍻CIGS??
21:09VlogCRUISE CRIME RATES ARE UP!!! MSC PROPELLER ISSUES… #cruisenews
12:31VlogMURDER UPDATE*DOG EATS AT BUFFET*HEALD WON’T BE ON OUR GROUP CRUISE * MIRACLE GETS DIVE IN MOVIES🍿
15:45VlogCARNIVAL HEADS 🎡 CARNIVAL CONQUEST FLOODS! CARNIVAL MIRACLE STILL DIRTY! NO SPIRITUAL CLEANSING 🫖
24:44VlogROYAL CANCELLED HAITI 🇭🇹 CELEBRITY ADDS MORE ROOMS * CRUISE SCAMS * NO UPSIDE DOWN 🍍 * GROUP CRUISES
25:49VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CELEBRITY ASCENT * PUERTO PLATA🍹☀️
26:33VlogWE GOT GIFTS!! PRINCESS DRINK PACKAGE CHANGES…LADY RODE DIRTY IN BERMUDA! COZUMEL LOWERS TAXES 💰
20:19VlogMURDER ON A CRUISE SHIP! NEW BEACH RESORT IN FREEPORT * 11 CREW ARRESTED * HAWAII CRUISE TAX HIKE!
16:36VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CELEBRITY ASCENT 🍹 SEA DAY!!!
32:44VlogJIM’S NICKNAME REVEAL! FIRE 🔥 IN NASSAU CRUISE PORT!! PORT CANAVERAL 500 MILLION DOLLAR GLOW UP 🙌🏻
37:39VlogINFLUENCERS GET CAUGHT SMUGGLING ON CARNIVAL!!! WHATS UP WITH VEGGIE BURGERS 🍔 ST. THOMAS IS RISKY!?
27:35VlogREAL ID MADNESS!!!🤯 C’MON NURO VIRUS 🦠 LAST NIGHT OF GUESSING 🤔 WE HAD A GOOD OLD CATCH💈 ⚾️
21:31VlogCELEBRITY XCEL IS SERVING BRUNCH!! 🍳🍤 WHO DRINKS MILK?🥛 #cruisenews
1:29:55VlogDORKS DAILY🍹LIVE!! #cruisenews
31:26VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * OUR 1st GROUP CRUISE!! * BOARDING DAY🎉
25:06VlogCELEBRITY XCEL NEW INAUGURAL SAILING!???? ROYAL TRIES A NEW UPCHARGE… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES 🙄🍻🍻
37:04VlogWE GOT GIFTS!!! 🖤 ARREST ON ROYAL CARIBBEAN & OVERBOOKED CRUISE!!! #cruisenews
35:24VlogWE GOT THE INSIDE SCOOP! 🔫 #cruisenews
21:19VlogKID GETS BANNED FROM CARNIVAL CRUISES * JIMS WATCHING GAMBLING 🎰 VIDEOS…😂🙄 #cruisenews
2:12:55ReviewTHE GROUP CRUISE FROM HELL!!😉🔥RECAP #cruisenews
17:44VlogCARNIVAL IS BANNING SMUGGLERS 🍹 STAR PRINCESS IS COMING!!!👑 DISNEY FANTASY DRY DOCK! #cruisenews