Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
35:09VlogMSC CHRISTENING 🍾 CARNIVAL FESTIVAL🍻BRING YOUR PASSPORTS! ROYAL’S CASINO CHANGES 🚬
31:48VlogWE’RE STILL NOT PACKED…😂
15:59VlogNCL SELLS 2 SHIPS!!! CARNIVAL CRUISERS NOT TOO HAPPY… WE GOT A MILLION!!! 👀
17:23VlogCARNIVAL ANNOUNCES NEW SHIPS * PUT SOME SHOES ON … DUDE GOT ARRESTED!!!🕺🏻💃🏻 BIG CARNIVAL MISTAKE 🙄
9:27VlogDISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX ☕️
20:50VlogYACHT CLUB HERE WE COME!! 🥂 40 FOOT WAVES!! 🌊 SHIP STUCK IN ICE!! #cruisenews
36:49VlogLOOK AT HIS SHIRT!!!😂RANDOM PRINCESS CRUISE RANT 👎🏻
10:55VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🌊🏖️ #cruisenews
21:08VlogMONDAY FUNDAY!! 🌞🏖️🍹🌊
10:53VlogDRUNKEN EPISODE ON ROYAL! NEW SYSYEM COULD SAVE LIVES! DO THE DOGS MATTER ON CARNIVAL??
23:32VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🍹ANOTHER SEA DAY!!
0:15CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS #carnivalcruise #cocoabeach #carnivalmardigras #saturday #beachvibes #florida
31:00VlogSHOULD WE GET THE DRINK PACKAGE???!!🍻🍹🏖️ #cruisenews
18:24VlogROYAL CHANGES THE KEY 🔑 THE SKY IS FALLING ON THE CARNIVAL RADIANCE!
15:48VlogBOAT CAPSIZES ON EXCURSION!! FAMILY DENIED BOARDING ON ROYAL CARIBBEAN 🤬 NEW CONDO CRUISING💰💰💰
8:53VlogWOMAN DIED IN HALF MOON CAY🙏🏻 ROYAL BANS BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS IN COCO CAY!
33:00VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🥃 SEA DAY!!
14:47VlogCARNIVALS GOT EGGS 🥚 FOR DAYS!! SS UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 UNSURE FUTURE! MSC MAGIC 🪄 LUGGAGE OVERBOARD!!
17:25VlogSALTY WATER ON CARNIVAL * SAN JUAN SUES MSC * NO MORE LABADEE FOR CELEBRITY!
17:22VlogCAPTAIN KATE’S NEW GIG! 🥂 ANOTHER NEW SAILING ON STAR of the SEAS!!?? DUDE PASSED OUT on CARNIVAL 😴
33:53VlogHAPPY SAINT PATTY’S DAY!!!☘️🍻 ASSULT ON PRINCESS CRUISE!? PIRATE 🏴☠️ ATTACK?!! #cruisenews
17:05VlogCRUISE SHIP DRUG BUST IN AUSTRALIA! HEALD… LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE 🔥 #cruisenews #groupcruise
45:35VlogDRUNK LIVE 🍻 NOT SURE WHATS HAPPENING 😆
34:40VlogDRUNKEN LIVE 🍻 MAKING PIZZA!